YAY!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! I got this really neat-o email, and I think it's a grrrrrrreat way to get to know each other!!!!
Whatcha' say I start, gang?!?!?!?!?!?!
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL BIRTH Name ? Armadeus Lebron Walker, Lord of the Earth, VIII
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? None. Just saran wrap. DEAD SEXY!
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The voices in my head telling me to kill
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR HOME PHONE NUMBER? I don't
remember...but it starts with 1-900
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? 1 lb of weed brownies
6. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH TODAY? Small child.
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Good enough for streakin'.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some brain dead customer.
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? How they react to pain...when I kick them in the stomach.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Yvonne?
Uh....well....em....ehhhh....no, er, I mean, Yvonne is numero uno!
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Good looking, witty, and fantabulous, thanks for
12. FAVORITE DRINK? Beer. Cold beer is great, free beer is better.
13. FAVORITE SPORTS? Baseball, and beer die.
14. HAIR COLOR? Just dyed it purple, cut in mohawk style.
15. EYE COLOR? Glass.
16. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.
17. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES: Nicole, 30, and JoJo, my mentally challenged
twin. I dropped a bowing ball on his head when he was 6, now his hobbies
include eating dirt.
18. FAVORITE MONTH? June/July. Less clothing on females. Only thing to look foward to in this pathetic region.
19. FAVORITE FOOD? Chitlins, pig's feet, and salted boiled yams.
20. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Shaving Ryan's Privates
21. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? The anniversary of the death of my beloved hamster, Nachos. The celebrating part is the best...I'll spare you the details.
22. FAVORITE RELAXATION SPOT? Passing out drunk in the grass on the side
of the highway.
23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Hell no. Chicks, wanna hump?
24. FIRST TEENAGE (OR PRE-TEEN) MOVIE STAR CRUSH? Olsen twins. Even though they're not legal...it's all good. Wait, do you mean when I was a pre-teen?
25. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer.
26. HUGS OR KISSES? Where are the kisses?
27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Depends how drunk I am, and how fat she is.
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? I've always wanted to hook up with a black girl....but it's been mostly vanilla, some others, thanks.
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? What friends?
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Anyone who is as pathetic as me.
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Hopefully everyone. These things are gayer than Richard Simmons wearing leather pants.
32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Two roomates, and the collection of first dates I tied up and threw in my basement.
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? "How to Close Every Deal," "The Boys of October,"...and "Kitten Toenails: Fun ways to remove them without getting bitten."
34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A dead cockroach
35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Naked lesbian black midget twister.
36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Played video games, watched porn, and fell asleep.
37. FAVORITE SMELLS? Freshly lit matches, especially right before I throw
them on sleeping homeless people.
38. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Only if I cut it out.
39. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Waking up my roomate by putting a cigar out on his forehead after I shaved his eyebrows off.
40. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? Lightly salted, no butter.
41. FAVORITE CAR? 1985 Yugo..convertible, or course
42. FAVORITE FLOWER? I'd rather have "tulips" on my organ, than a rose on my piano...knowhaddumsayin'?
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? I can't count that high.
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Objects, no...women, yes.
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? NUDIEMAGAZINEDAY! NUDIEMAGAZINEDAY! NUDIE....eh?