@dirrtydozen22,
1st thing you do is develop a disability, it can be either mental or some kind of easily faked physical disability. Work it, develop it until it's second nature. never work at an actual paying job more than 3 days but never stop applying for assistance, any assistance at all like food stamps, salvation army, mental health, catholic charities, develop a resume of living off assistance and personal incompetence. If you really work at this plan you will be taken care of the rest of your life. remember you're not responsible for you life, society is.