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Jesus is from Kolob, now pass me some 3.2

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@Amigo,

Hi, amigo, what the f are you talking about?

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@ossobuco,

Kolob is a planet

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@Amigo,

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Kolob is a planet

So is Utah.

I think.

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@Amigo,

Is living in Utah making you happy or content with your life, Amigo?

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@Merry Andrew,

It really is like another planet. Mormons are very nice people to. And the snow, you can't leave out the snow.

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@msolga,

He who travels is found. The world is my home.

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THE MORMON TRAIL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_Trail

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Joseph Smith is the American prophet like Muhammad or Jesus christ except the holy land is in the United States. the book of Mormon is the third book of scripture and Jews and Muslims are gentiles. Thats why they call Joseph Smith the American Prophet. When the Prophet was killed by masons Brigham Young took over. When Brigham Young's wagon party came to the Salt Lake basin he said "This is the place". But he still had federal troops to deal with to stop him trying to found his own country inside the United States.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_The_Place_Heritage_Park

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith,_Jr.

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@Amigo,

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But he still had federal troops to deal with to stop him trying to found his own country inside the United States.

Well...that's sort of almost true, but not quite. When Joseph Smith and his party reached the "this is the place" place, what is now Utah was still part of Mexico, not the United States.

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@Merry Andrew,

It was Bringham Young who said "This is the place", Joseph Smith had already been killed.

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@Amigo,

Are you becoming a mormon, Amigo? You have to buy their brand of underwear you know.

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@Amigo,

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It was Bringham Young who said "This is the place", Joseph Smith had already been killed.

Absolutely right. I got my Saints mixed up. But I'm right on Utah being a Mexican province at the time.

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utah;

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The beer is all 3.2 and you have to buy from the State liqour store and it cost more then real beer. It's like buying beer at the penitentory.

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Some mormon girls (about 10 of them) came here and did voluntary work. they were all georgeouse looking girls. Are there plain mormons? how bout fat or ugly mormons.

We had an indepth discussion about polygamy cause i wanted to marry most of them. Actually what i reallyi wanted to do was have sex with them but they were not allowed and trying to get them drunk wasnt gonna work.

Mumpad said she isnt a mormon so i wasnt allowed to marry them. Then she smacked me upside the head and all the girls laughed.

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Amigo, there are outposts. Where about in skiUtah! are you?

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@Amigo,

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The beer is all 3.2 and you have to buy from the State liqour store and it cost more then real beer. It's like buying beer at the penitentory.

Be grateful you can buy beer and/or liquor at all. Them LDS folks are death on alcohol, tobacco and even caffeine.

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@dadpad,

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Are there plain mormons?

Sure. But they're not going tobe sent overseas as proselityzing missionaries. That'd hurt the image, innit?

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