Fruitcake Lovers Unite

No. Just a fruit cake murderer.

That is an extremely serious & low accusation, edgar!

I'd watch my back if I were you!

Sometimes the truth and/or fruitcake weapons hurt!

There, there, tsar ....

I understand your sensitivity about this, I really do.

Ya know......"where's the fruitcake love?"....is a question we just don't hear often enough.


And I can TELL you where it went....but I have to go out now.

I'll tell you when I get back.

But...it's a grim and sorry tale....

Today, among the festivities for Houston's swearing in of the new mayor, they had a fruitcake launching event. I looked for information on the local news sites, but didn't find a description.

I am feeling battered, battered, battered as a person who likes primo fruitcake, which, of course, I've described before. Why is this thread all about those who toss off fruitcake to the wind? Many posts re distaste, when those of us who like fruitcake have dealt with all that before. We still get to watch anti fruitcake riffs from those not invited in the first place.

Cripes. Gather ye fruitcakes, some of us are listening..

On the other hand, I've the perfect solution,

the molasses pecan ginger cookies I recently baked, not my own recipe.
They fix all ills.

Bunny! You do realize how long I've been waiting for you to tell us your "grim and sorry tale" right?? ((Sigh))

Well, I for one, have always liked it and would eat a slice today, if it were offered.

Stick with me, EdgarB, we'll muddle through..

Would that make us the 3 Fruitcake-ateers?

Now I've gotten hungry. Going to the kitchen for a snack. Back later.

I know!

I've been waiting & waiting , too.

I feel so cheated.

The love died in so many places.

There was the Epic Christmas Fruitcake Constipation Epidemic in Dubbo in 2006.

Prior to that, there was the Horrific Fruitcake Mould Poisoning of Bondi in 1999.

It filled the local ER to...er...overflowing. Ewwwww.


Then there was the Maree Christmas Molar Destruction of 1977, which made dentists in the region rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

Then, there was the Mass Fruitcake Kiddy Upchuck of Adelaide, in 1966.

The worst of all.

I cannot describe the scene.

All the little kiddies in Adelaide, forced to eat Grandma's noxious cake lest they offend her, upchucked in unison in a mass display of good taste.

I won't mention the Ginormous Christmas GFruitcake Diarrhoea Disaster in Deniliquan in 1986.

Very funny, bunny.

That was worth waiting for.

But must it be totally gone?

If a huge effort was made.... perhaps involving counseling, even ...

Some of that fruitcake love could be rekindled, some of it may have survived?

Do you recall what was revealed
The day the fruitcake died?

Oh dark day!

I've sort of tried to blot it from my mind, Deb.

Perhaps the trsar can remember?