Fruitcake Lovers Unite

You are so funny, Deb!
Tell me, did you have a bad fruitcake experience when you were little?

A fruit cake killed my entire family!!!

They ate it, or someone threw it at them?

That's just terrible.

I'm so glad you weren't hit, or didn't eat the cake!

Well, somebody had to do it.

Evil, evil!!!!!

It was a kindness.

I can see that there appear to have been side benefits ...

... but all the same, you shouldna done it! Evil, bunny!

The fruitcake made me do it.

A bought one, or homemade?

Just curious.

WE SHOVEL **** FROM THE BARN THAT LOOKS TASTIER THAN THIS HEAPA OFFAL STUFF.

My dad and my uncle Stash used to send each other a fruitcake that their mom made when she was still in Ukraine. Somehow the thing (with a unique peasant smell of carbonized sugar and some cheap single gut Russian rotgut), got included in Busha's things from home when they escaped to the US.

This fruitcake symbolized something vile so eaxch year it got tossed back and forth between Pa and New MExico.
It disappeared sometime in the 70's and nobody really gave a ****.

Fruitcake from the Ukraine!!!!!

Now that would be something!

My peasant relatives weren't nearly advanced enough to have discovered this sophisticated treat, farmer.

You shoulda given it a go, that's what I think!

It was so old it had mammoth meat in it.

Fruitcake sucks, but it's the thought that counts.

how old is that in gunga time?

lesse, Pleistocenes bout the time that the flood just dried up , so maybe 80 years or so.

You could've kept it as an ornament, a treasured memento, on the mantle piece then. It's the thought that counts.

Home made, I think.

Excellent choice! They do the most damage, I hear!

This thread has been bastardized! Where's the fruitcake love?!

You calling me a bastard??!!!