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Sat 5 Dec, 2009 08:12 pm
Zombies. Flesh eating, brain seeking, pack hunter creatures. It's bound to happen. Books, movies, plays and short stories have been written about these monsters. So it's safe to say that this is a real threat. I mean if there have been so many stories and what not written about these creatures of destruction that it is inevitable that they will soon be crawling through our back doors, lunging at our skull encased brains.
How do you plan to defend yourself? What will be your strategy? Will you go for that long range weapon from a well boarded up shelter? Or will you be the one in the middle of the crowd with the baseball bat trying to win back humanity?
@Seed,
"Kill the brain, you kill the ghoul."
I will take up residence in a shopping mall and lock the doors. I will blast shopping mall music over the outside speakers. shopping to disorientsthe zombies then I will hack zombies with chainsaw from home hardware. Hell i wont even sharpen it first.
I've been investing in Australian drop bears.
@Seed,
I shall disbelieve them into non-existence.
@dlowan,
I don't know. People have been disbelieving in Obama and he is still around.
@Seed,
They're Australian brain eating bears that drop out of gum trees.
http://able2know.org/topic/138474-1
Actually, Mo has a book that says seek high ground because zombies can't bend their knees -- therefore they find it difficult to climb hills or stairs.
I've ordered him the "Zombie Survival Guide" for Christmas this year.
That boy does love his zombies.
@Seed,
Seed wrote:
I don't know. People have been disbelieving in Obama and he is still around.
They believe he EXISTS, they just don't believe in what he DOES.
@boomerang,
Such a good book. World War Z is a good book as well.
@dlowan,
wow... now that is gonna keep me up at night.
@dlowan,
For now yes. Zombies have become diluted in the world of film and paper. This creature on the other hand is new and attacks your sense that are dull and slow to react. new scary monster is scary.
First item in your survival pack: A crowbar.
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@Diest TKO,
A crowbar is a very versatile tool indeed. I second it's nomination.
@tsarstepan,
Let me also suggest to complement the crowbar ... a Mark V HEV suit should help considerably.
@tsarstepan,
Don't forget your glasses too. Good eye sight is crucial to survial in these kinds of situations.
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