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djjd62
 
Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 04:27 pm
Mass. woman sees image of Jesus on her iron

http://m.apnews.com/media/content.htm;jsessionid=73CDEAF8958818036B14BAAC3DAAFD9B?c=269359628&width=185

In this photo taken Monday, Nov. 23, 2009 residue is seen on the bottom of an electric iron at the home of Mary Jo Coady, in Methuen, Mass. Coady says an image of Jesus Christ that she sees in the pattern on the bottom of the iron, which she first noticed on Sunday, has reassured her that "life is going to be good." (AP Photo/The Eagle-Tribune, Grant Morris)

METHUEN, Mass. (AP) - A Massachusetts woman who recently separated from her husband and had her hours cut at work says an image of Jesus Christ she sees on her iron has reassured her that "life is going to be good."

Mary Jo Coady first noticed the image Sunday when she walked into her daughter's room.

The brownish residue on the bottom of the iron looks like the face of a man with long hair.

The 44-year-old Coady was raised Catholic. She and her two college-age daughters agree that the image looks like Jesus and is proof that "he's listening."

Coady tells The Eagle-Tribune she hopes her story will inspire others during the holidays. She says she plans to keep the iron in a closet and buy a new one.

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=fwrtSmWj
 
Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 04:58 pm
@djjd62,
Strange. There are no pictures of Jesus to know whether it is Him or not. I opt for crud on the bottom of an iron.

Poor woman had her hours cut and now has to buy a new iron because she obviously won't use this one. She plans to put it in a closet. One would think that she would want it on display for all to see.
djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 04:59 pm
@Intrepid,
or she could start making grilled cheese sandwiches with the iron, hope the image transfers

she'd make a fortune
Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:04 pm
@djjd62,
Ah. Mass production. You may have something there.
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Seed
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:05 pm
@djjd62,
haha like tee shirts of the 80's
djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:08 pm
@Seed,
oooh, even better

a clothing line
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:09 pm
Probably was ironing the Shroud of Turin (I'm baaaad).
Seed
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:09 pm
@ossobuco,
you know I was gonna say that, but i didnt wanna go there. but you did, and now I dont have to.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:12 pm
@ossobuco,
Twisted Evil
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:22 pm
She should contact these people:

http://amog.com/offbeat/hot-griddle-places-images-virgin-mary/
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:33 pm
@djjd62,
I see the Great Sphinx, myself.

http://m.apnews.com/media/content.htm;jsessionid=73CDEAF8958818036B14BAAC3DAAFD9B?c=269359628&width=185 http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1641/930600426f268b8d.jpg

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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:48 pm
@djjd62,
And lo, Jesus stoppeth, and spaketh to the people thusly:

Behold, I say unto thee, thy iron thou shalt clean weekly, especially if thou useth that spray-on **** to sinfully make thy ironing easier, and indeed, the iron shall be made clean on the sixth day, that thou may pass through the gates of heaven and not be all wrinkly and horrid.

And if thou is a dirty and slothful ironer I shall send a sign unto thee which shall mean "Clean thy ******* iron!!"

djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 05:57 pm
@dlowan,
oh my god, you just reminded me of something, got this in my inbox today, forwarded from a friend of my mothers



Now, this is really a cute one. . .... .and I've not seen it before, either!!

That is getting to be a rarity!!!





WASH DAY



Monday Washday
Lord, help me wash away all my selfishness and
Vanity, so I may serve you with perfect humility
Through the week ahead.

Tuesday Ironing Day
Dear Lord, help me iron out all the wrinkles
Of prejudice I have collected through the years
So that I may see the beauty in others.

Wednesday Mending Day
O God, help me mend my ways so I will not
Set a bad example for others.

Thursday Cleaning Day
Lord Jesus, help me to dust out all the many faults
I have been hiding in the secret corners of my heart.

Friday Shopping Day
O God, give me the grace to shop wisely so I may purchase eternal happiness for myself and all others
In need of love.

Saturday Cooking Day
Help me, my Savior, to brew a big kettle of brotherly
Love and serve it with clean, sweet bread of human kindness.

Sunday The Lord's Day
O God, I have prepared my house for you. Please
Come into my heart so I may spend the day and the
Rest of my life in your presence.
******************************************************
If this message has inspired you in any way or you feel that it can brighten someone else's day, please forward it.



'Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'




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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 06:28 pm
@ossobuco,
Laughing That's suppose to be why he came down to Earth in the first place -- to iron things out.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 06:40 pm
Meantime, it looks more like the early Bridget Bardot (sp) in bubblebath to me.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 07:17 pm
@Intrepid,
Quote:
She plans to put it in a closet. One would think that she would want it on display for all to see.


That's generally the next step. And charge the pilgrims admission (after registering oneself as a non-profit.')
Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 08:25 pm
@Merry Andrew,
What if she decides to bring it out of the closet?
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 10:20 pm
@Lightwizard,
In Massachusetts, that'd be cool.
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 07:07 am
@djjd62,
She's got it wrong ... It was actually Leonardo who was communicating with her, not Jesus. I'm not sure exactly what he was trying to tell her, though ....

http://m.apnews.com/media/content.htm;jsessionid=73CDEAF8958818036B14BAAC3DAAFD9B?c=269359628&width=185

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:V3bPjgNSYjL4mM:http://portraitxpress.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/mona-lisa.jpg
djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 07:49 am
@msolga,
we have a winner
 

 
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