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Jebus Gonna Straighten You Out

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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 07:50 am
@djjd62,
Yay!!!

Very Happy
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 07:55 am
I toasted some muffins fer breakfast today, and when i put the blueberry jam on one of 'em, it was the spittin' image of the Virgin Mary.

So i ate that sucker first . . .
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 11:02 am
@msolga,
You did it. That's why she put it in the closet -- because that is where Leonardo dwelt. I think Mona is trying to let off some steam after being told by some art experts that she's a self-portrait of Leonardo in drag.
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 11:14 am
@Lightwizard,
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You did it. That's why she put it in the closet -- because that is where Leonardo dwelt.


Well, the headline on this thread does say that "Jebus gonna straighten you out." Dunno if hiding in the closet would help.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 02:39 pm
@djjd62,
Looks more like Generel Martok of the Klingon Defense Force!
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/b/bf/Martok.jpg
The profile is just reversed...
http://m.apnews.com/media/content.htm;jsessionid=73CDEAF8958818036B14BAAC3DAAFD9B?c=269359628&width=185
djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 02:45 pm
@tsarstepan,
or john travolta from battlefield earth

http://www.starzlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/575126.jpg
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Swimpy
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 03:52 pm
http://www.sonoloco.com/rev/singular/mahesh/maharishiR.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 03:59 pm
@Lightwizard,
Lightwizard wrote:

You did it. That's why she put it in the closet -- because that is where Leonardo dwelt. I think Mona is trying to let off some steam after being told by some art experts that she's a self-portrait of Leonardo in drag.


Is Leonardo DiCaprio a highlander? Would never have guessed he was that old ... (a drag queen perhaps) but five hundred+ years old? Must have had a lot of cosmetic surgery.

http://www.lairweb.org.nz/leonardo/monalisa.jpg
http://popculturenerd.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/leonardo-dicaprio-picture-1.jpg
Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 05:30 pm
@tsarstepan,
Well, even Da Vinci made sure he did not paint in any double chins, especially with stubble.
msolga
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 06:15 pm
@Lightwizard,
Quote:
You did it. That's why she put it in the closet -- because that is where Leonardo dwelt. I think Mona is trying to let off some steam after being told by some art experts that she's a self-portrait of Leonardo in drag.


Very Happy
Yes, I've heard those rumours.
Mona always did have that kinda sneaky, secretive look about her, now that I think of it.
Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sun 29 Nov, 2009 03:02 pm
@msolga,
I'm surprised he didn't painting "her" winking. But, then, Duchamp put in a little mustache and goatee, emulating Salvadore Dali.

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~matc/math5.pattern/MonaLisa.gif
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 29 Nov, 2009 03:03 pm
@Lightwizard,
Let me see you live to be 500 years old and not gain a subtle double chin! Wink
Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sun 29 Nov, 2009 04:18 pm
@tsarstepan,
I was actually referring to the photo of De Caprio but I suppose you knew that. Is he getting fat for a part, or what?
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