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Where do elks go to die?

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 8 Nov, 2009 07:50 pm
@Intrepid,
Only if they've been down to the Moose hall drinking . . .
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 8 Nov, 2009 10:25 pm
oh deer me...
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 8 Nov, 2009 10:27 pm
Why, I otter.....
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 8 Nov, 2009 10:32 pm
@Setanta,
Lemme guess... That would have been the "herd shot round the world" ?
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 8 Nov, 2009 10:39 pm
Cloven hooved astronauts?
Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 8 Nov, 2009 11:03 pm
@Setanta,
Cloven hooves would tear up the astro turf.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 8 Nov, 2009 11:29 pm
One small step...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Nov, 2009 04:44 am
@LionTamerX,
LionTamerX wrote:

Lemme guess... That would have been the "herd shot round the world" ?


Rim shot.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Nov, 2009 04:48 am
@Abel Conklin,
Abel Conklin wrote:

Ok, I was told this was the place to go for answers and what do I discover? Nothing!

No one knows where elks go to die!

You people should be ashamed of your reputation.


I never said I was an expert in where elks go to die.

Harrumph!!!


Anyhoo, I suspect it varies.

If they have a cardiac arrest, or a severe stroke, I assume they die wherever they happen to be at the time.

If they have time to think, they probably have a nice lie down somewhere they feel safe, and are surprised by death there.

They are likely surprised when hit by cars.


Tarzan films are not always the most reliable indicators of the habits of large quadrupeds.



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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 9 Nov, 2009 04:50 am
Quote:
Where do elks go to die?


N I M B Y

(and that true)
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Izzie
 
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Reply Mon 9 Nov, 2009 04:59 am
@Abel Conklin,
HElls Kitchen... RH Roadkill Bar - and for dessert there's a rather nice mousse!

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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 9 Nov, 2009 05:04 am
As long as I know, Elk (Sommer) is not dead yet:
http://img2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/260225.jpg
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 9 Nov, 2009 11:51 am
I hope that's not poison ivy.

Joe(I'd be happy to have a look-see.)Nation

PS: Thank you, Setanta, for bringing up the ELKS (wrong) ELK (Correct) subject. Next they will be asking if the trouts and basses are in season.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Mon 16 Nov, 2009 02:52 am
@Abel Conklin,
You sillly man you.

Elks go to Elkland, California and they stand patiently out on the runway waiting for some airplane to hit them.

Any more silly questions? I have the market on silly questions answers.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 16 Nov, 2009 03:42 am
Ya cant fool me with your wolfish tricks, Able conklin indeed.
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