how do i give myself an organism ?

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hi i am 13 and i was just wondering how to give myself an organism before anything else happens in the future so i am familiar with the concepts.
and what can you use as a substitute as a dildo or something.
i just want to make myself familiar with that type of things and all the advise and what to do would help millions
thank you if you reply, i would be really grateful Smile

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@ambert,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina

Look at the picture, see the word that starts with C and end with literous, follow the line, rub that, repeat as needed.

You're only 13 so I don't feel right going into any more detail.

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@ambert,

somebody else.

somebody else, ive got tears in my eyes

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@ambert,

single celled or more complex?

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

single celled or more complex?

I think Petsmart has a few of the complex ones.

Smile

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Eat raw oysters at a place called The Shiny Turtle

Go skinny dipping in a lake where the water exceeds 82 degrees

Milk a cow by hand and then eat a rack of ribs - but be careful not to wash your hands in between.

Volunteer for clinical trials at an SDT clinic.

Eat toro at a sushi bar in Bumferk Egypt.

Tongue kiss a intravenous drug user living in the stairwell of an abandoned apartment house in the Bronx

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@farmerman,

the first time i have seen you at a loss for words, farmerman

this thread is hilarious

this is listed as a question (i wonder who will get the ribbon for "selected answer")

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@wandeljw,

Eat toro at a sushi bar in Bumferk Egypt.

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i wonder who will get the ribbon for "selected answer"

Finn gets my vote!

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@George,

George wrote:

Eat toro at a sushi bar in Bumferk Egypt.

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i wonder who will get the ribbon for "selected answer"

Finn gets my vote!

I'll drink to that.

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Wow, this thread is liking walking into the boys Jr High locker room. Did you guys all jump in here hoping to learn something new? Yes, women's organisms are very mysterious.

Note to Finn: that stuff only works for men, but of course anything works for men.

I think our poster needs to check out the teen talk area here :
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/teen-talk/index.htm

...and the rest of you guys need to go watch some baseball or fix a leaky faucet or contemplate the combustion engine...

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@Green Witch,

hehehehe

she said bust

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everybody vote up Finn's answer!

(greenwitch wants that ribbon, but i want Finn to have it)

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@ambert,

Using a dildo on an organism is illegal in some jurisdictions.

huh huh. huh huh.

I said "jurisdictions".

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hey, this thread is moving up on the featured topics list!

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Cool it, she just wants to get familiar with the concept in case she needs it
later on. Little does she know....

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@DrewDad,

DrewDad wrote:

Using a dildo on an organism is illegal in some jurisdictions.

huh huh. huh huh.

I said "jurisdictions".

<<he he eh>>
"jurisdictions"
<<he he eh>>

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2008/017/f/0/Beavis_and_Butt_head_sketch_by_Unforgiven23.jpg

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@ambert,

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and what can you use as a substitute as a dildo or something.

a vibrator is a substitute for a dildo. It only requires batteries.... a single or a double

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i just want to make myself familiar with that type of things and all the advise and what to do would help millions

but if it's single cell, it would be more like billions and billions.

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@parados,

parados wrote:

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and what can you use as a substitute as a dildo or something.
a vibrator is a substitute for a dildo. It only requires batteries.... a single or a double

I've read elsewhere on this site of someone using a condom stuffed with PlayDoh.

That may lead to disillusionment, however.

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@DrewDad,

I'll also note that I find it curious that someone so supposedly naive knows what a dildo is....

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@DrewDad,

I'm not surprised at all. Just wait until your little angels are 'tweens. They will scare the bejesus out of you with their crazy gleanings of adult knowledge.

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