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how do i give myself an organism ?

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 11:41 pm
@Green Witch,
I'm not surprised that a 13 year old would know what a dildo is.

I'm suspicious of someone that is confused about "organisms" and yet has knowledge of (and can correctly spell) "dildos".
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 11:54 pm
Quote:
i was just wondering how to give myself an organism ....
and what can you use as a substitute as a dildo or something.



Masticating with a small cucumber is supposed to be good.
Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 11:59 pm
@dadpad,
Must it be small?
dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 12:32 am
@Ceili,
the poster said 13, so i would guess small is appropriate...
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 08:40 am
@ambert,
With prayer, you can accomplish anything.
JTT
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 02:07 pm
@George,
Quote:
Finn gets my vote!


That would mean Finn should be a shoo in for "selected answer" in each of his posts because this one of his here in this post is certainly the equal of all his others.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 02:10 pm
Quote:
how do i give myself an organism ?


With a bit of onanism?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 05:28 pm
@Gargamel,
BAHAHAHAHAHA

no
no
no
you didnt.


screw yall
I want gargamel to get that ribbon!!!!
Vote him up! now!
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:24 pm
Lord Ellpus used to call it "organism" too!
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Always Eleven to him
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:25 pm
@Green Witch,
Quote:
Did you guys all jump in here hoping to learn something new? Yes, women's organisms are very mysterious.


might not be such a bad idea for the men to get a little education. Rolling Eyes
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Always Eleven to him
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:29 pm
@dadpad,
Quote:
Masticating


Masticating?

Masticate:
Quote:
To chew food; to grind and pulverize food inside the mouth, using the teeth and jaws


ummm perhaps the spell check meant masturbating?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:30 pm
@shewolfnm,
I voted for Gargamel and his very spiritual message. Shocked
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:32 pm
@Always Eleven to him,
I think the author of the post intentionally wrote that post in pun like fashion with the cucumber as the dry punchline.
Always Eleven to him
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 07:17 pm
@tsarstepan,
Perhaps not. See the ad that suggests that a vibrator is better than a cucumber . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE

or the 101 Reasons Women Prefer Cucumbers to Men

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/188.html

Happy viewing and reading.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 07:30 pm
@tsarstepan,
You could well be right tart (i mean tsarst).
Organisms and masticating are something to be aware of. i've always believed that.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 07:51 pm
I hope our two pages of advice reach the millions we are supposed to be helping.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 31 Oct, 2009 09:12 am


here's an organism you can use Arrow http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/5382/rps4thparaavatarfb7.gif
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 31 Oct, 2009 10:40 am
@Always Eleven to him,
Nah,,,Dadpad meant humourising.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 31 Oct, 2009 10:41 am
@Region Philbis,
I liked you best as an amoebum.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Nov, 2009 12:05 pm
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:



here's an organism you can use Arrow http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/5382/rps4thparaavatarfb7.gif


Single cell love! That's hot!
 

 
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