How do you keep an idiot busy?

I think something's wrong with that page. . . every time I try to press the button, it moves.

Do you think they have a virus?

Thats odd Turner it's OK when I try it? Have another go.

When it's pressed it says "You win!" (I ain't kidin')

Yeah. . .I saw the box around it and hit spacebar. . . pretty easy, really.

There used to be a little program you could put onto a mac, and it would make it look like there was a system crash. You had to hit okay to reboot, but every time you put your cursor near it, it jumped. I swear to god, it wasn't me who put that program on the computers at the University of Kansas! I was sleeping that day! Honest!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Come on gustav....I have to know...

Yeah, Gus, we're waiting?

Roger and Cav, I have been cruel to you. Let me explain. By asking that question and not telling the answer immediately, I caused both of you great anguish. You needed the answer and I wasn't there for you. You see, the thing is, the very fact that I didn't give the answer was the answer. You guys have been in suspense for days. You're both idiots! Just kidding, fellas. I apologize for being so cruel.

Thanks for the clarification. I am such an idiot, I completely lost interest in the thread. Sometimes, you have to be cruel to be Pope....I feel your pain....

OMG, I've been tricked again.

don't worry pope gus...your pain won't last much longer....if you see a couple of Cardinals cleaning the chimney....you'll know they're about to bring you a "special" cup of tea..... :wink: