@roger,
roger wrote:
You know, chai, I bet you would make a good book reviewer.
I'm reminded of Dorothy Parker's review of the play "The House Beautiful. "The House Beautiful was the Play Lousy.
yeah, and she's got this shitty old truck, and he offers to buy her a nice little Audi or something, and she's all like "oh no edward, you've got more money than God, and I don't want you wasting it on me."
btw, the guy is freaking dead and cold as a clam, and won't ever be able to have sex with her because he'd loose control and rip her throat out.
oh edward, you're my life.
if I was a vampire, you wouldn't catch me living in bum-hump washington.
and no one thinks it's strang these 4 kids sit at their own lunch table all year and never eat a bite of food.
don't these people text each other? They had cell phones, but I think they mentioned using one about twice in the whole damn book.