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Sat 22 Aug, 2009 11:45 am
how is sex between a short man and a tall woman
@jopmop65,
difficult if both are standing up
otherwise, not such a problem
sex is still sex
we all fit
wat postion are good for a short man and a tall girl wat are bad
@jopmop65,
1-standing on a pile of telephone directories.
2-standing on a pile of telephone directories.
A tall thin woman has a long thin punani. A short squat man has a short thick Johnson. Everyone knows this. Result: mismatch. During jig-jig, he distends her in a sideways sense, which provides passing satisfaction, but he cannot fulfil her lengthways. So she'll be shagging the Mexican pool cleaner while hubby is at work. End result: expensive divorce.
I once saw a dog that was a mix between a chihuahua and a German Shepard. The father was male. I have to assume he stood on a chair.
@NickFun,
Quote:The father was male.
Always a good thing!
The answer to the original question - Fine, thank you.
@NickFun,
Maybe he stood on a stack of telephone directories.
@jopmop65,
Height disparities disappear when folks are laying down.
How about lap dancing and then *(*@@@@@*)*
I am 5'9. I was married to a woman who was 6'1 and we got along just fine -- until we got divorced. But that had nothing to do with her height or my lack of it.
@NickFun,
Maybe you should have looked up to her more Nick.
@spendius,
spendius wrote:
1-standing on a pile of telephone directories.
2-standing on a pile of telephone directories.
Okay, so maybe you can be amusing. HAHA. Good sport.
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@NickFun,
NickFun wrote:
I once saw a dog that was a mix between a chihuahua and a German Shepard. The father was male. I have to assume he stood on a chair.
seriously, what did the dog look like?
I'd bet the features were canine, what does everybody else think?
@glitterbag,
Hey Madam Glitterbag, how are you.
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