how can my band get groupies?

free tickets to your gigs to select wannabes would be a start

fret

Well, I can supply you with masks mirrored in my own image for a very reasonable fee. I am very pretty boy.

be worth a ****....now, do these have to be attractive disease free groupies?

Learn to shred that guitar like a ************.

Or, put a cucumber in your trousers. A cucumber wrapped in tinfoil.

slightly off-topic Garg, but perhaps just as important.

How do you dissuade groupies?

Case in point. While playing a rough and rowdy roadhouse bar on Friday night, one of the patrons(thirty-something cow) decided to show her appreciation for my piano playing by lifting her tube top and depositing her dugs on my keyboard. Swear to God...I never thought I'd be forced to whine:"puhleeeze, I'm trying to work here"

Haha!

but learn from Garg and my mistakes. Put the cucumber in the FRONT of your pants.

We had a light man, no bullshit, who could vomit on command. When it got to be late at night and we wanted to run off the let's say less attractive girls that might be around, or just pain the asses in general I'd just say "Want to see a trick? Kenny, puke." Worked like a charm.

Hey man, I see this is a pretty old post. I figured I'd see if I could help anyway. There is a lot that goes into actually getting groupies, but what it most often comes down to is whether the women are attracted to you or not. Are you interacting with them in a way that makes them want to be your groupie? Are you dressing the part? Are you being a man, or a wuss? etc etc. Also like someone else said, you do have to be worth a damn in some way otherwise what's the point for her? If you're interested in a step by step method, check out www get groupies com for more info. Hope this helps my man!
Michael Royce