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Thu 4 Jun, 2009 07:32 am
I been workin' on this Jesus stuff for quite a while now. I been puttin' a lot of rug time on my knees, just a prayin' up a storm!
So, how come i ain't got that new X-box yet?
you sound like my children.
So they're pretty religiously devout, too, huh?
@mismi,
Are you sure he is not one of your kids?
Maybe you should check any other computer in the household<grin>!
@Setanta,
Jesus told me to tell you that he wants you to wait for the Playstation 4 because it is going to be totally awesome.
@boomerang,
Wow . . . i mean . . . wow . . . i'm just speechless . . .
Ya see . . . ya see . . . Jesus
does love me . . .
Oh Lord,
Won't ya buy me
A Mercedes-Benz
My friends all drive Porches
I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime
No help from my friends . . .
@Setanta,
Jesus got your back, bro!
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:
Jesus told me to tell you that he wants you to wait for the Playstation 4 because it is going to be totally awesome.
Well crap.
Jesus just sent me the X-box.
sloppy seconds again.
@Setanta,
I remember when I had a thing for an older guy named Eddie. I recall standing under the grape arbor in Virginia and praying that things would work out for the better. God heard my prayer. They didn't work out.
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:So, how come i ain't got that new X-box yet?
Your mistake is having pissed off all of the holy rollers here. Too many people saying, "God Damn that Setanta!"
@Letty,
That God can be right slick, Miss Lettybettyhettygetty. Some times, the worst thing that can happen to you is getting what you want.
@Setanta,
Quote:So, how come i ain't got that new X-box yet?
Maybe you should have left off the 8 paragraphs of historical notes about prayer practices in the time of Charlemange.
I used to pray for a new bicycle. But then I realized that it doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bicycle, and now I just pray for forgiveness.
Cycloptichorn
@Cycloptichorn,
You stole that from somebody else . . . i don't recall who it was, but that ain't original material.
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
You stole that from somebody else . . . i don't recall who it was, but that ain't original material.
I'm praying that you will forgive me
Cycloptichorn
@Setanta,
Might be because God knows you are supposed to only ask for a saint for intercession, and not speak directly to Jesus. That privilege is reserved for Protestants.
I pray that only my prayers will be answered. Don't worry. I will be nice to the rest of ya.
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