allan sherman was a pro at the fractured song
a couple of his albums featured medleys, one, called "schitcks of one, half a dozen of another", included this tune
i know a man, his name is lang
and he owns a neon sign
now mister lang is very old
so we call it old langs sign
Ah . . . new year's . . . let's have some xmas music . . .
Good King Coleslaw looked him out
On his feets uneven . . .
Pardon me boy,
Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?