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This one will be relatively easy . . . no requirements about riffing off the previous post.

Just post a silly version of a song lyric, or a misunderstood lyric. I was inspired by Randy Bachman's program, "Vinyl Tap." (Randy was one of the founders of the rock group Guess Who, and of Bachman-Turner Overdrive--he now does a weekly program on CBC.)

I'll start us off, so that you can get an idea. From "South Pacific:"

Sam and Janet Evening
You may see a stranger . . .

(Let's have fun, goys and birls)

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How about a little Irving Berlin.

Stand beside her
And guide her
Through the night with a light from a bulb.

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Well, she was just 99
And she looked like Frankenstein

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Part of me
Why not take part of me

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Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
I see Pedro, Mary, and Tom

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I disintegrate
Each time I behold your visage

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She had nine buttons on her nightgown
But she could only fasten eight . . .

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Running bare
Startled Little White Dove
With a love big as the sky

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I should like to grasp your digits

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@edgarblythe,

That was pretty wicked, EB . . .

Different strokes
In different pokes . . .

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Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with colitis goes by

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Actin' funny, but i don't know why
'Scuse me, while i kiss this guy . . .

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I drag your possum
I never promised you a rose blossom

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Take me down to the Allergy City
where the grass is green
and it makes you feel shitty
oh won't you please take me home?

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Let's get raunchy --

Nothin' could be finer
Than to shack up with a minor
In the mo-o-ornin'

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I know an even raunchier version, but i'll let it slide . . .

Besame
Besame culo . . .

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Throw mama from the train
A knish, a knish.
Don't leave her hungry behind...

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Simon and Garfunkle, where are you when we need to cook?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, Thyme, Cumin, Paprika, Garlic, Basil, and Saffron

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I used to sing this about a guy I worked with (to his back, not behind it) Mr. Green

Borned on a tabletop in Illinois
Even when he growed up he was still a boy
Raised in the woods sos he wouldn't **** on the floor
Throwed by his Mama right out the door
----- ----- ------- the man that don't know ****

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@Lightwizard,

If you've got the parsley and sage, Rosemary,
I've got the thyme . . .

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