God Vs Idol

God is a woman.

No discussion, no debate, no denial. She’s a woman. That people challenge this notion is ridiculous. The proof is all around. If God were a man, He’d be the only one. There would not be another man anywhere. The entire planet would be full of no one but beautiful women. Blondes, brunettes, green eyes, brown eyes, big breasts, medium breasts (no small breasts), full rotund butts, and small tight asses; whatever was needed to fulfill His passing fancy. And none of them would have names; that way He wouldn’t have to worry about forgetting them. If God were a man, there would be no STD’s and women wouldn’t get pregnant.

The only time there’d be another man is on the rare occasion when God created one, so that He could hike the guy up to the top of a mountain to brag. God would point at all the beautiful women and tell him, “See all them? I sleep with them all, whenever I want.”

“Bullshit! You do not.”

“The blonde over there rode me all night long. The redhead there woke me up with a hummer while the blonde was still sleeping beside me. And you know what? I never have to wear a condom . . . close your mouth.”

Then God would kill the guy, hike down the mountain, and bang a brunette. Yup, God is a woman, no doubt about it.

Density comes to mind...

So let's recap.

1. Kenson declares that God having a form is non-sense
2. Francis cracks a joke
3. sullyfish6 makes an offbeat deism claim; and thumbs up Francis
4. Kenson quips at the idea that idol worship ever stops; + thumbs up Francis
5. Francis gets pissy that no one is stroking his ego enough
6. Kenson tells him to chill
7. Francis turns emo "you never understand! ughh"


Haha. nah, I'm just poking fun

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