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Thu 2 Oct, 2003 11:34 pm
If you combine two celebrity names, what do you get?
I will go first:
If you combine Julia Child and Martha Stewart, you get a drunken chicken with an attitude.
BumbleBeeBoogie
i would have said two arseholes.
LOL - This is an oldie but cracks me up everytime...
If Brooke Shields married James Bond, she will be Brook Bond !!
<GROAN> but
BBB I don't know who Julia Chid or Martha Stuart are, so I don't get it another example please.
I get Guatams, but its not the same thing is it?
Kev-
Julia Child is a gourmet cook who had a very popular TV show on public TV for many years. She has a very distinctive, high pitched voice, whom comedians loved to copy.
Martha Stewart is a woman who parlayed a penchant for housekeeping into a multimillion dollar empire. She too, has a TV show. Recently she was indicted for insider trading.
Julia Child
One of Julia Child's most memorable funny TV shows was her attempt to tame and wrestle a plucked chicken into a pot full of wine for making chicken fricassee.
BumbleBeeBoogie
If you combine Tom Hanks, Deborah Kerr, and the Kansas City pro football team...
Hanks Kerr Chiefs
I'm chuckling slightly on the inside over that one but basically I think it's because of sleep deprivation and excessive hashish consumption. When I look at this with a clear head I'll groan with the rest of you.
Combine Snoop Doggy Dogg & Winnie the Pooh...
Snoop Doggy Pooh
Monger
Monger, its obvious you don't know the **** you're talking about. :wink:
BumbleBeeBoogie
I've got one,
George Burns wife+ Woody Allen = Gracie Allen
It's not right is it?
No Kev..but still made me chuckle...love british humor...
This doesn't work either but what the hell...
Snoop Dogg with the title of J. D. Salingers popular novel...
Snoop Dogg Catcher in the Rye...
If Cher married Noddy Holder (Slade singer) she'd be...
Cher Holder!
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