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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 11:54 am
I have spent much of the day organizing a local tea party where we can savage Obama and his wasteful government. We need to take our country back, damn it! I am not just going to sit idly by while you bastids and bitches sit on your asses and watch the slow, insidious destruction of this country by that damned N---- and his evil minions.

Make a sign! Take to the streets!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 12:42 pm
Will there be finger sandwiches?













I mean, of course, made with fingers that we've cut off of DemoKKKrats?
sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 12:55 pm
@boomerang,
I made my sign. It says in big red letters

TEABAGGING
FOR GOD

I'm kind of proud of it.
wandeljw
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 01:00 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
My grandmother gave me a tea party set when I was little. We can use it for our party if we are careful not to break it.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 01:13 pm
@sozobe,
I was talking to Jesus last night about my world wearyiness. I said that kids today just wanted everything for free; that they felt like they were deserving of whatever they wanted without lifting a finger for it.

He said "Have you bothered looking at the grownups, amiga?"
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 01:18 pm
I am glad I am not alone on my quest.

Gather 'round for hugs.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 01:28 pm
Our only hope for salvation is to rise in unison and clamor like crows for the return of Dick Cheney. Only then will we, as a people, feel safe again.

I pray it is not too late.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 02:50 pm
(Oh, the cups are dirty. Move down the table to the fresh ones. Mind the doormouse there).
I just love tea parties.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 04:17 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
There aren't enough cucumber sandwiches!!!
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 04:20 pm
@dlowan,
Then try the tea: one bag for 15 cups!
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 05:54 pm
@CalamityJane,
I've tried that. It gets progressively more pointless.
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 06:01 pm
@sozobe,
sozobe wrote:

I made my sign. It says in big red letters

TEABAGGING
FOR GOD

I'm kind of proud of it.



You are a constant source of amazment to me.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 06:03 pm
I made a big batch of Laura Bush's chocolate chip cookies. I added extra nuts and used white chocolate chips instead of those brown ones. We all know the white ones are more patriotic.
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Gelisgesti
 
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Reply Thu 16 Apr, 2009 11:31 pm
That's enough! Off with their heads!
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Fri 17 Apr, 2009 02:39 am
I saw a sign at one that said "I shaved my nuts for THIS!?!"
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 17 Apr, 2009 08:49 am
@PDiddie,
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 17 Apr, 2009 08:56 am
@DrewDad,
http://hiphopisread.blogspot.com/2009/04/david-shuster-is-*******-comedic-genius.html

Quote:
Filling in for Keith Olbermann, MSNBC's David Shuster demolished the right-wing with enough hilariously immature double entendres to keep you from getting back on your chair after falling down, repeatedly. Check out these comedic gems:

"It's gonna be 'Tea-Bagging Day' for the right-wing, and they are going nuts for it. Thousands of them whipped out the festivities early this past weekend, and while the parties are officially toothless, the tea-baggers are full-throated about their goals. They wanna give President Obama a strong tongue-lashing and lick government spending - spending they did not oppose when they were under presidents Bush and Reagan ... That's tea-bagging in a nutshell ... Then there is the media, specifically the FOX News Channel, including Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. Both are looking forward to an up-close and personal taste of tea-bagging themselves at events this Wednesday."

Please, make it stop. Please. Ehhhh, okay, here's one more:

"We can only speculate why widespread tea-bagging made [Neil] Cavuto think of the Million Man March. Unless he got them confused with Dick Armey. And in Cavuto's defense, if you are planning simultaneous tea-bagging all around the country, you're gonna need a... Dick Armey."

My hat's off to you, David, and the brilliant writing staff over at Countdown. Take a bow... but not too low!
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 17 Apr, 2009 09:13 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Quote:
Take to the streets!


I read "Take to the sheets!" Time for bed.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Sat 18 Apr, 2009 03:38 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
Pray tell Gus was this a "Bring your own T party"? Did you furnish the wrappers?
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snood
 
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Reply Sat 18 Apr, 2009 03:43 am
I didn't even know gustav knew any rappers...

 

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