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This proves my point how women are really stupid...

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Primotivo
 
Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 04:20 pm
Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car

Amy L. Edwards | Sentinel Staff Writer
9:45 AM EDT, April 1, 2009

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday.

A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.

"My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said.

"Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/orl-bk-kissimmee-911-locked-car-040109,0,270094.story

The best part is when she called information to inquire" what's the number for 9-1-1 emergencies?"
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 04:33 pm
I think the only thing this proves is how stupid you are.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 04:35 pm
@Green Witch,
my car doesn't have any locks but it does have little knobs in the doors that, when pushed, prevent me from opening the doors.
roger
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:38 pm
@dyslexia,
Then, what you really need now is a button you can push when you want to get out.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:47 pm
@roger,
Why get out of your car? It's comfy in there..

Primativo, the provocateur. Is he really as inane as he seems?
djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:48 pm
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:

Primativo, the provocateur. Is he really as inane as he seems?


i think the word you wanted is "insane" Wink
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:52 pm
@djjd62,
Ok, I'll take that one too, and raise you a fleabane..
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 05:53 pm
@Primotivo,
It doesn't prove women are stupid Primo. You are looking at it from the wrong angle. They are just not mechanically minded and that's a good thing IMO.

I daresay she could turn you into a juddering jelly in 2 minutes without hardly thinking about it.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:29 pm
@ossobuco,
actually with primitive you might need dustbane

(not sure what it's called in other places, it's that scented kinda oily sawdust used for attracting dust when sweeping, in public school we called it vomit mop, because it was used fro that purpose as well))
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 4 Apr, 2009 06:34 pm
@djjd62,
Never heard the name, but I remember the process.

Some women have good mechanical ability. Some men can sew and knit. This probably disturbs some folks.

Of course, the next word in line is cocaine. Not sure that is Primativo's problem.

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