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Sat 28 Mar, 2009 07:49 am
The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."
According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.
Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.
Ew. Would you stick your tongue in there?
LOL I just finished reading this on The Smoking Gun.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
I would have punched her too, but then I never would have gone there in the first place!
Hubby and I have been giggling about this for the last few days. Did you see the mugshots? She did more than just bite his tongue. Looked like she kicked his butt. But in her mug shot she didn't have a scratch on her.
@eoe,
eoe wrote:
Hubby and I have been giggling about this for the last few days. Did you see the mugshots? She did more than just bite his tongue. Looked like she kicked his butt. But in her mug shot she didn't have a scratch on her.
Ha!
Ms. Harris looks mighty please with herself in one of those mug shots!
man, that is one ugly man.
I can't help thinking there's more to this than meets the eye.
Biting a trick's tongue is NOT a good way to do business...so...unless she went suddenly nuts, it would seem something more must have occurred.
Maybe it's like Pretty Woman where kising on the mouth is not allowed and he broke the rules? heehee...still laughing at this one. He'ss 44? He looks like he can't be over 25 in the info-mercials. They must have a miracle worker for a make-up person
@dyslexia,
Hey ... publicity is publicity. (Nice-looking girl by the way.)
"No kissing on the lips, this aint no high school prom"
(Best Little Whorehouse in Texas)
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