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What's your favorite euphemism?

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 09:41 pm
@DrewDad,
nah.

That was years ago.

Now I can say passed away and not flinch!


But I still hope euthanased pets don't wake up.

Wink
patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 10:19 pm
@dlowan,
They rarely do.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 11:53 pm
We engage in a lot of "preemptive self defense"

I hadda look this one up , I forgot that it morphed into an acronym.
"Controlled Flight into Terrain" (CFIT)
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 01:13 am
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

They rarely do.


Phew.
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Foofie
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 07:58 am
"Just a little under the weather."
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 04:26 pm
@Foofie,
"Technicolor yawn" is a personal favorite.
tycoon
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 04:47 pm
"Talking to Ralph on the big white phone" always makes me laugh. It's a euphemism for puking.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 04:53 pm
@patiodog,
but..what does it mean?
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 09:01 pm
@Ragman,
Same as tycoon's.

It might be an Ozzian expression.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 09:12 pm
I like, "Shake the dew off my lily."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 09:19 pm
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:

but..what does it mean?


Vomit.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 10:01 pm
@dlowan,
Actually, it means talk to Ralph on the big white phone.
TilleyWink
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 12:58 am
@DrewDad,
Going along to get along.
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 01:25 am
Must go and strain the spuds.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 01:37 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

Actually, it means talk to Ralph on the big white phone.



Cwap.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 04:41 am
@dlowan,
actually "RAlph" is a verb.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 06:01 am
The missus and I have our own euphemism for mean, hard little dry turds you get when you're dehydrated.

It's "Kerry Kittles."

http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/f/f4/Kittles_kerry0529.jpg

I don't remember why.
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 07:42 am
@patiodog,
I think that is a NAME, not a euphemism.

sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 07:52 am
@dlowan,
It's a name used as a euphemism. Like Aunt Flo.
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 08:02 am
@sozobe,
No, no.

I mean there IS no name for such turds.

Patio and his beloved have CREATED the name.

I didn't mean it was the name of the fella whose name it is.

As it were.

It is now the name of a special variety of turd.
 

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