Well, OK. Let's see...........I can flare my nostrils, lift one eyebrow at a time, curl my tongue, and life one corner of my mouth (way up) at a time (both sides.) I can make my mouth look like a monkey, (very funny for kids,) and make a fish mouth (pull corners of my mouth in.) You can see I've practiced these accomplishments for a long time. And while I can't wiggle my ears, I can do something I've seen few other people be able to do. I can move my scalp back and forth, so my hair moves. When I had a pony tail, I could wag my tail.
And I can wink, both eyes, one at a time, of course. :wink:
And I can whistle too. I think that's all.