Lovatts Colossus - cashwords no.206

My guesses:

No doubt about tongs.

Thirst.

darn it...

just as I really wanna help




HA!

Many thanks, Francis. THIRST fits perfectly once an error I'd made had been corrected (I had COSIER instead of CLOSER).

And Izzie - thanks for stopping by. There's a joke in here somewhere..a Frenchman, an English girl and an Irishman...

Crossword is now completed; leaving ample time to prepare for valentine's day <stretches groin>

Hi lmur.

Valentines's Day today, is that why I got served breakfast in bed this morning?

Sorry for dragging my tail Lmur but can confirm TONGS and THIRST.

Good luck.

Is it this joke?

A Frenchman, an Englishwoman and an Irishman find a wizard on the top of a tall cliff. The wizard orders them to jump off the cliff, but he also promises that if they say anything while falling, they will get it at the bottom of the cliff. So first, the Englishwoman jumps off the cliff and shouts, "Pillows!" and so she lands on some pillows. Then the Frenchman jumps off the cliff, and he shouts, "Hay!" and so he lands on some hay. Finally the Irishman runs to jump off the cliff, but he trips on a rock just before the jump and says, "Aw, shite!"

Oh my.... Msr. F. had posted and I hadn't seen him there!

Happy Valentines Day boyz

hope y'all have some sweet smooches with your loved ones!

Oh my..... just posted again at the same time! So so so glad I got the pillows!

Hi Dutchy,

Thanks for confirming. As usual, I'm leaving it to the last minute to do these things. Still have an entire "stinker" to complete with the closing date being next Thursday (my entry has to cross the Irish Sea!).

Hope breakfast was nice. Fruit cocktail?

You know, Izzie, sometimes I act as a gentleman!

Grrr!

Here's one I've specially adapted..

Izzie had moved into her new house in Paris. On her first day, Francis, the local coalman, paid her a visit. "How do you deliver?" Izzie asked.; "You have a choice", Francis replied. "Coal-de-sack or a-la-carte."

Now that's funny!

Msr. F.... you are always a gentleman!



ha lmur - a la carte on the menu with coq-au-vin!


(oh no... I'm a lady... it's not Saturday and I can't be naughty!)

My deliveries are much coaler! (cooler, with French accent)

No indeed - fish on Fridays. And tomorrow, you can be cock-a-hoop!

Hi Lmur

I can scan you the Stinker if you wish?

Breakfast details are secret.

Oh lmur....... so laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Msr F..... now... that French accent... ya know..... verra cool....and verra ...errr...warm!

Ah, no Dutchy, thanks all the same. I'll have plenty of time on Sunday. Plus my wife chips in as well - it's a sort of foreplay!

Francis - you're cucumber-like in all respects (I trust you're familiar with the phrase?)!

Now, see that's lovely.... doing the crossword together. LOVE IT! That's happy.


Hope you have a great valentines - mind you do something a little special for your gal - makes all the difference ya know!