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What if someone died in the living room?

 
 
Gelisgesti
 
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Reply Sun 8 Feb, 2009 07:10 pm
@Frank Apisa,
hit the ball then drag Sam Smile
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Gelisgesti
 
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Reply Sun 8 Feb, 2009 07:15 pm
Move the tv into the den
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 8 Feb, 2009 07:24 pm
@neologist,
Oh, in that case simply move the body out for the trash.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 8 Feb, 2009 08:50 pm
just put a paper towel over it, like fresh dog doo, and wait for it to dry
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 08:21 am
Last time this happened to me, I just moved. To a different state, in fact.
George
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 08:46 am
@Merry Andrew,
Merry Andrew
In the living room
With the steak knife
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 11:52 am
@George,
That the start of a new poem, George?
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 12:19 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:

What if someone died in the living room?



Am I the only one getting this?

Have you ever sat in the living room and watched the kitchen sink?

What does a diamond ring sound like?

I'm a little stiff from bowling.
Honey, I don't care where you're from.
djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 01:33 pm
@chai2,
i got it that's why i mentioned steven wright, it's a question he would have asked in one of his routine's, it's possible he did


chai2
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 02:11 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

i got it that's why i mentioned steven wright, it's a question he would have asked in one of his routine's, it's possible he did





I just google Wright and his quotes. Yeah, like him. I like this one:


I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Mame
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 02:35 pm
@chai2,
Stephen Wright fan here!!! love that guy.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 02:59 pm
Someone dying in my living room would surely leave an irony taste in my mouth.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 03:18 pm
will somebody - anybody - please remove the corpse !
the guests are expected to arrive shortly .. ...
hbg
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2009 04:16 pm
@chai2,
Ha! Laughing BBB
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neologist
 
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Reply Tue 10 Feb, 2009 01:06 am
You mean you put us on?? He should have died in the dying room?

Har

We'll be watchin' for ya now!
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