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Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

 
 
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2009 10:31 am
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

Nothing as deep or as complicated as that, David.

Take another look at the photograph:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/21/article-0-00712B7A00000258-678_468x286.jpg

Obviously this dog is a very important presence in Mr & Mrs Chirac's lives.
Possibly they compete for his affections, even?
Which could go to a dog's head & cause him to be rather nasty
& bossy at times - all that power & all ....
He obviously thinks he runs the show!

U diagnose megalomania ?
msolga
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2009 05:08 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Quote:
U diagnose megalomania ?


Could be a possible explanation. Wink
msolga
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2009 05:09 pm
@msolga,
..... particularly regarding Mr Chirac!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2009 06:28 pm
@joefromchicago,
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Barney's a Scottie, not a Westie.


Sorry, joefrom, I was drawing on memory -- which apparently is muddling him with the mother-in-laws formerly vicious (now exceedingly restful) Westie, Wesley...

But same goes for poorly trained Scotties...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2009 10:12 pm
Recent advertisment in 'La Monde', any connection????

http://www.my-bad-dog.com/images/Devil-Dog.jpg
Quote:
Libérez à la bonne maison. Chien de Diable. Les effets secondaires peuvent inclure mordre et appeler Satan. Monsieur le ex-Président c/- Paris, France appel
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 03:43 am
The dog could be suffering from Seasonally Affective Disorder. It does manifest itself as the dark Canadian days (post Holiday )begin to drag on. This can be treated with excellent results by just taking a week or two in the tropics.
Canadians, usually a good natured species, become irascible and often say nasty things to telephone merchandisers during this time of year. Sadly, a dog is only able to display his SAD by taking chunks out of the nearest person.

This will probably abate just as quickly as it began, once the daily light budget is increased to near 50/50. SOmetime around early March.

I wouldnt have the dog put to sleep just yet.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 04:21 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

The dog could be suffering from Seasonally Affective Disorder. It does manifest itself as the dark Canadian days (post Holiday )begin to drag on. This can be treated with excellent results by just taking a week or two in the tropics.
Canadians, usually a good natured species, become irascible and often say nasty things to telephone merchandisers during this time of year. Sadly, a dog is only able to display his SAD by taking chunks out of the nearest person.

This will probably abate just as quickly as it began, once the daily light budget is increased to near 50/50. SOmetime around early March.

I wouldnt have the dog put to sleep just yet.


Are u a telephone merchandiser ?
Did u fall victim to a Canadian ?
gungasnake
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 04:41 am
The dog figured he was due some of that oil4food money ol Jake Shellac was taking in and wasn't seeing it??
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 31 Jan, 2009 06:20 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Quote:
Are u a telephone merchandiser ?
Did u fall victim to a Canadian ?



BUSTED. Send me your phonme number and Ill sell you some new chunks of SHAM_WOW!!
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 1 Feb, 2009 11:34 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Quote:
Are u a telephone merchandiser ?
Did u fall victim to a Canadian ?



BUSTED. Send me your phonme number and Ill sell you some new chunks of SHAM_WOW!!


I 'm on the Don 't call list.
I was getting too many salemen 's calls.
Too much is too much.
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