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Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery

 
 
Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 03:35 pm
Goat detained over armed robbery

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Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.
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lmur
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 03:39 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Who are they trying to kid?
msolga
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 03:41 pm
@lmur,
Oh dear.

Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 03:50 pm
@Robert Gentel,
How they gonna prove it scientifically?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 03:52 pm
@lmur,
Groooaaaaaan!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 05:04 pm
I have been wondering why Gustav has been so 'quiet' lately.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 05:06 pm
The officer added: 'We just can't say why he turned out so baaaaahed'
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 06:21 pm
Whatcha want to do here is toss the goat in a lake. If it sinks, it's just a goat. If it swims, it's a witch.
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 09:17 pm
@roger,
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Whatcha want to do here is toss the goat in a lake. If it sinks, it's just a goat. If it swims, it's a witch.


Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Look, wood floats, doesn't it? What else floats? A duck!! Now, if we weigh the goat and it is MORE than a duck, then it must be a witch.

To argue otherwise is to lend credibility to superstitious nonsense.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 11:00 pm
@Mr Stillwater,
True dat.
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