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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 05:45 pm
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who...
helps you fix the car?
is at the front door?
in the pool?
helps with the landscaping?
in the hot tub?
going over a fence?
etc.
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Matt
Bob
Phil
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Hangs on the wall -- Art . . .
1) "helps you fix the car?" -- Jack
6) "going over a fence?" -- Chuck? (not sure)
8) Keeps your nose clean -- Hank.
9) Holds a beam in place -- Spike.
hiding in the bushes? Russell
Hey, Missus Magillacuddy . . . can Tommy come out an' play baseball wit' us?
Bobby, you little snot, you know he has no arms or legs!
Yeah, i know . . . we need somebody for second base . . .
In a hot tub: Stu
going over a fence: Homer
What do you call a guy with no arms, legs, head, or body?
5) "In the hot tub/pool" -- Rock?
Starts a good fire. -- Woody.
Prevents the car from rolling -- Chuck.
On the BBQ -- Frank.
Waitaminute. This is a very mean thread.
I refuse to participate in it.
Yeah, but it sure am fun . . .
Well ... maybe.
SealPoet, I cannot say the word for Richard in mixed company.
Helps with the landscaping?
Helps practice archery: Mark.
Helps mulch a tree: Chip.
Gets planted with grass: Dale, or Glen.
Goes to church: Neil.
Sits on a coffin: Paul.
Scrapes a hole with his teeth: Doug.
Okay, no more! That's it.
(Unless you can think of something about Rob, Rod, Terry, Sandy, Jimmy, or Slim).
Damn, CB, fer such a moral guy, you sure is good at this . . .
Peter Market <snicker>
Sorry. That was funny, though. (Another thread.)
Helps train the pigeons: Whitey.
I'm sorry. It's not me. It's ... it's
Opens doors with his teeth: Jimmy.
I can't ... stop ... please ...
Covers a driveway: Clay.
please lock this thread. I need to sleep now!
Sticks to the tire all the way across town: Miles.
No more ... no ...
Let's you jump off him: Cliff.
pleeeeeaaaasse.........
Is big enough to hold six planters: Forrest.
Fine, laugh if you want while I'm stuck with a ranting case of pun-head all night... :-(
Best if he stays downwind: Lee.
For all our sakes, just don't start a baby-in-a-blender thread ... I know some babies in real life ... and get the dictionary away from me!
Catches lightning up on the roof: Rod.
Save yourselves before it's too late!
Spoken like a true nanny...
Who recently arrived? Justin (My name!)
Who liked to sketch? Drew
Who does sound checks? Mike
Who provides material to burn? Pete
Who takes everyone's crap? John
Who carries food to your table? Trey
Who likes the taste of venison? Hunter
Woo hoo!
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