Heh heh. I also hate when people throw cheap beer cans in my yard. Then my neighbors think I have bad taste.
Don't get ME started on the car thing.
People love screwing with my car.
littlek wrote:oh man, don't even get me started on door-dinging, bumper-scraping, side-swiping bastards.
and what it costs to get them repaired at a body shop!
Wow. You really do live in AL.
One time I came home from a trip to Arizona to find that someone had shot a crossbow bolt through my windshield. Another time- I'm not joking- I woke up at about 2 AM to get a drink of water. I heard a loud crash outside. I ran to the window and looked out. There is a middle-aged lady standing in my driveway, throwing bricks at my car! What the hell?!?
I'll tell you what the hell...you live in good 'ol AL.
Sounds like the type of neighborhood where Trans Ams on bricks are common lawn ornaments.
Heh heh.. Actually, it is a pretty nice neighborhood, and all Alabamians aren't rednecks. It just helps. (You'll notice that I type grammatically. I also spell fairly well. That's because my father is from California and my mother is from Arizona.)
What, me a redneck? I reckon I'm gonna punch you so hard yer asshole's agonna crochet barbwire! Heh. :wink:
hmmm, colorful. I can't quite picture that one.
Someone from Georgia told me that once. I don't really understand it.
Anyway- back to annoyances. It annoys me when people say things that don't make any sense. (See above) I went to school with a guy who would routinely say, "Oh yeah. Snap that apple on!" Nobody ever asked him what he meant by that.
So do you prefer to use "I'm aimin'," or "I'm fixin'?"
Redneck talk, that's huh.
"I'm aimin' to go tell that girl she's purty."
"I'm fixin' to go git me a new shotgun."
Now, that really depends on the sicheeation. Iff'n I was to say, "I'm aimin' to bust his haid," then it would mean that I plan on busting his haid, or maybe that I simply want to bust his haid, maybe now, maybe later, maybe never. Iff'n I was to say, "I'm fixin' to bust his haid," then it would mean that I'm just about to bust his haid. It's gonna happen in just a few seconds, or maybe right now. See the subtle and delicate difference?
Okay, I guess I'm getting away from the original topic of this thread. (That's pretty irritating, huh?) If you wanna talk redneck-ees to me, post in the 'Talk to me like a redneck' thread in the general category. Shooooweee!
If Stupidity is considered a petty irritation, I'd hate to think what is major!
I don't pay you to think.
(Actually, you are right.)
Oops, seems I wandered into the wrong thread....thought it was the redneck talkin' thread...
Noddy, stupidity is a petty irritation because it's annoying, but easy to ignore, or manipulate, depending on the day, and my mood.
