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Can I Get AIDS from Voting?

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Gargamel
 
Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 11:06 am
Just curious!!! Cool

There was a flyer on my windshield this morning that said I could get AIDS and other Electorally Transmitted Diseases, like the Clap, simply by visiting my ward's polling station today. I saw a similar flyer at the check cashing place across the street, and now I'm kinda worried.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 11:07 am
As I left the voting station this morning I noticed a small rash developing on my forehead and consternation soon followed.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 11:12 am
@Gargamel,
uhoh, is that why I feel so funky today?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 11:14 am
@Gargamel,
you have a windshield?
Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 11:16 am
@dyslexia,
I do.

Now if I could only find a car.
wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 11:32 am
those flyers are perpetuating an urban legend that was debunked years ago

however, if you vote, you may start getting spam e-mail
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 11:37 am
@Gargamel,
Isn't AIDS an Adult In Denial Syndrome?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:10 pm
@Gargamel,
Why would you be concerned about catching something you already have?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:11 pm
Harsh
cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:13 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Hardly, the more gay, left wing numbnuts die from AIDS the better.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:15 pm
@cjhsa,
The right-wing dingbats just never know when humor changes to insult.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:17 pm
@cjhsa,
At least you're completely safe, Cletus; that is, unless your daughter has been sleeping around.
cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:17 pm
@CalamityJane,
I'm most certainly not being humorous. You and gagme wouldn't know humor if it bit you on your left ass cheek, so there's no point.

CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:18 pm
@Gargamel,
His son could turn out gay.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:18 pm
@cjhsa,
Come on, let's leave the poor bastard alone. We've made him cry.
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ebrown p
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:18 pm
You should be practicing "safer" voting.

Use Ketchup, Mustard or Relish.
cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:19 pm
@Gargamel,
Nice gagme, always going after the kids... typical left wing trash monkey.

Even if I did manage to contract AIDS, I still wouldn't be a gay, leftwing numbnut trash monkey like you.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:19 pm
@ebrown p,
ebrown p wrote:

You should be practicing "safer" voting.

Use Ketchup, Mustard or Relish.



What if I "pull out" just before casting?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 12:19 pm
@CalamityJane,
Another trash monkey. Throwing poop.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 01:35 pm
@Gargamel,
Aids? Nah! Flu, hepatitis, colds, crabs, staph infections, scarlet fever, meningitis, salmonella, plague and typhoid yes but Aids? No way!
 

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