I'm stepping out. I heard something might come out of her and bite my head off.
However, I'll help out that coke-infested hooker Cameron Diaz if needed.
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hobitbob
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Mon 22 Sep, 2003 03:23 pm
In the interest of getting to understand my students, I am willing to sacrifice myself in service to Christina Aguillera and Britney!
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cjhsa
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Mon 22 Sep, 2003 04:36 pm
Lucky you hobit, just think, first you'll get to clean up all that Madonna spit!
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hobitbob
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Mon 22 Sep, 2003 04:41 pm
I didn't say I was going to kiss her on those lips!
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Eva
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Mon 22 Sep, 2003 07:11 pm
Oh my God. Did I actually read the words "oral sex" and "Ashcroft" in the same post? 'Scuse me while I throw up....
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Diane
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Mon 22 Sep, 2003 07:18 pm
No Eva, say it isn't sooooooooo. Gah.
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RF-Omega
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Mon 22 Sep, 2003 07:29 pm
Mm...NASTY.
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cavfancier
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 07:27 am
I think Christina would be waayyy more into it....she is far more sexual than Britney. Also, if Fred Durst is to be believed, Britney doesn't trim. Apparently, it's a virtual forest down there
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Heeven
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 11:32 am
What if the choice is between Reno and Clinton (Hilary, that is!) Any takers? I'm sure both of them go by the name "freebush".
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cavfancier
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 11:36 am
Ugggh....Heeven, is there a gun to my head? If so, I would still have to go with Hilary over Reno. Maybe we could work in an erotic shaving beforehand....I'm going to go vomit now.
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Heeven
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 11:37 am
Don't swallow!
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cavfancier
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 11:39 am
S'okay, got to a bucket in time. "Don't forget to floss after eating" should only ever refer to oral hygeine.
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cjhsa
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 12:01 pm
Your choice:
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Heeven
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 12:06 pm
It's a man baby!
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hobitbob
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:43 pm
A and B, never C.
BTW, I go to school in Boulder. Shaving is NOT universal amongst the granola ladies here!
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cavfancier
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:44 pm
<shudders> I once dated a tree-planter. Thank god I'm married to a non-tree planter now.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:50 pm
I'd go with Christina...the dirtier, the better.
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cavfancier
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:52 pm
Christina is a Scorpio as well....she can get off just rubbing her legs together, like a cricket....
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blueveinedthrobber
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:59 pm
J-Lo (cross reference with analingus thread)
Christina Aguleira
Helen Thomas (but not from me)
me
The entire Bush cabinet....they don't deserve it but maybe it would calm them down a little
Monica Lewinsky (after all she's given so much)
Janet Reno Slappy you handle this one.....
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 05:03 pm
Can I add the Bush Twins, too? (lick the Bush Twins in 04!)
