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Monger
 
Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 11:57 am
Inspired by Lore's Oral Sex List

The following people deserve oral sex:
  • Tori Amos
  • Bjork
  • Edward Norton
  • Dr. Evil
  • whoever invented the snooze function for alarm clocks
  • The girl in Otep
  • Godsmack
  • Santa Claus
  • Dave Barry
  • The staff at The Onion
  • Gustavratzenhofer (I mentioned this elsewhere)
  • Confucious
  • Angelina Jolie
  • And more that I can't think of. Wink

(Yes, some of them are dead. Let's just hope they're up in heaven, thighs spread, with an angel's face buried in their crotch.)

Who else should be on this list? Laughing
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Monger
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 12:58 pm
[size=7]*swiftly volunteers for Angelina Jolie*[/size]
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 12:59 pm
what does one need to do or be to get on the list?
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Monger
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 01:04 pm
It's something yew jus know Smile
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 01:19 pm
Why is it that most list divide the world into the deserving and the undeserving, and why am I always in the latter?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 01:26 pm
The gold casket is off putting I'm told.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 01:34 pm
Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

The Olsen Twins. Uh, when they're legal, of course.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 01:48 pm
Heirs be D*****d I'm taking it with me

The Olson Twins will never be legal, that the point.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 03:07 pm
What is an Olsen twin?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 03:11 pm
http://www.bugkid.com/olsentwins/pictures/003.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 03:29 pm
OIC
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Portal Star
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 05:14 pm
Bill O' Riley, because it would be funny. Leo Steinberg, uh... Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael - when they were willing to be distracted from their work. Rubens by someone jolly and fat Smile.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 09:52 pm
Apparently semen is an anti-depresant. Who knew?
Guess every one should endulge or at the very least it could be a selling point for the other half.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 10:12 pm
I have two words for oral sex.......Mmmm, mmmm.

Littlek, all you would have to do or be is yourself.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 10:31 pm
Diane wrote:
I have two words for oral sex.......Mmmm, mmmm.

Littlek, all you would have to do or be is yourself.


Biting hand in order to keep foot out of mouth!! Twisted Evil
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 11:05 pm
Diane wrote:
I have two words for oral sex.......Mmmm, mmmm.

Littlek, all you would have to do or be is yourself.


HAHA! I love you Diane. I heard you moved!
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 11:37 pm
I volunteer to be part of the "Make Tori Happy" committee!
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 11:57 pm
oh my!
my oral skills are what keep me head and shoulders above the crowd
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Monger
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 07:57 am
Christina Scabbia, from Lacuna Coil, should definitely be here Razz

http://www.the-gothicworld.de/cdreviews/09-2002/lacuna-coil-1.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 08:01 am
WHY am I not there????!!!!!


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!



Do YOU wish to be there? Hmmmmmmmm????? Think on it!
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