Maybe it's because they are twins, but do you really find them in the least bit sexy?
Slappy makes no distinction between mental and chronological age.
Craven nominated Janet Reno for the "Oral Sex List." Now, the question is, who will be the fortunate individual to perform such a task? Count me out. I'm still sated from my clandestine encounter with Santa Claus. I asked Slappy if he would be willing to perform oral sex on Ms. Reno, but he said he is waiting for the Olsen twins to get a couple of weeks older. Who then? Monger? Nope. He said he's had some dental work and will be out of the oral sex circuit for several months.
Heeven? No. She blew smoke in my face when I asked her. Folks, we're running out of possibilities.
Cav? Craven? C'mon, someone step forward!
Reno is waiting.
Very tempting, but I have a lot of work to do. Lucky Cav eh?
Don't the nominator get the job?
Nah, round here it doant werk like that.
Yep, I would say so bunny, count me out. He who smelt it dealt it....unless of course, Chewbacca needs work.
Alright...first I need to drink a 30 pack.
Can I nominate Kate Beckinsale to the list? I volunteer! I also nominate MAtthew Broderick. Just not at the same time!
Oh my - I thought Gus meant Santa Ana - now I am shocked!
Take it for the team Slappy.
Are you people gonna lie down for having Craven make all the rules in this thread - and so casually, too?
Hell no...Slappy will get only the first round
Then Craven can finish her off.
Um, I've lost interest in this thread.
I'm leaving, tell me how Slappy manages.
Re Janet Reno:
Even I have never been that desperate. Shouldn't Ashcroft get the honours? Might be a new experience for both of them!
C'mon Craven, doesn't the plaintive cry: "Janet Reno dance party make Waco go away" mean anything to you? Nah, me neither. That was a fake Janet Reno anyway.
Mind you...Ashcroft is not technically a member here, but with enough whiskey, he might be persuaded.
He'd probably even bring Crisco!
