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Let's say you're a chicken.

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2008 06:59 pm
@Mr Stillwater,
I was referring to his vulgar walk. Heh heh.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 06:47 pm
Really, it's all about attitude... right?

http://www.waynebesen.com/Big%20Bird.jpg
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 07:39 pm
@squinney,
lions got the life, they get laid whenever they want, and the females do the hunting.

and they get to fight.

and they have big manes , GRRRRRRR

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martybarker
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 08:55 pm
@kickycan,
Kicky! What've you been smokin? Chicken's don't have hands to give ass massages!
kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2008 03:36 pm
@martybarker,
Actually, I've been smoking elephant dung. I hear it is great for the sinuses. But that's neither here nor there.

I guess if I were a chicken, the sharp claws and scrawny chicken feet would probably not make for very good ass massages. But as a chicken I would have a nice hard pecker. I'm sure we could find some mutually beneficial use for that, don't you think?
ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2008 03:43 pm
@kickycan,
How long are you going to be wearing a quilt patch as an avatar?

The Grandma Moses look is NOT working for your hard pecker image.
kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2008 03:45 pm
@ehBeth,
Laughing Good point. I should really get on that.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2008 03:47 pm
@kickycan,
You know you want the women following your every post around the board again. You know you do.


(and it'll certainly liven the place up again - it's a bit Amish around here lately)
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2008 06:22 pm
@kickycan,
Quote:
Re: ehBeth (Post 3430362)
Good point. I should really get on that.


Thought about an avatar on a rather manly man in a cowboy hat? He could be smoking - that's how I sort of envision you (in a non-homoerotic sort of manly matey way.. man, that just sounded so gay)
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