Let's say you're a chicken.

I was referring to his vulgar walk. Heh heh.

Really, it's all about attitude... right?

lions got the life, they get laid whenever they want, and the females do the hunting.

and they get to fight.

and they have big manes , GRRRRRRR

Kicky! What've you been smokin? Chicken's don't have hands to give ass massages!

Actually, I've been smoking elephant dung. I hear it is great for the sinuses. But that's neither here nor there.

I guess if I were a chicken, the sharp claws and scrawny chicken feet would probably not make for very good ass massages. But as a chicken I would have a nice hard pecker. I'm sure we could find some mutually beneficial use for that, don't you think?

How long are you going to be wearing a quilt patch as an avatar?

The Grandma Moses look is NOT working for your hard pecker image.

Good point. I should really get on that.

You know you want the women following your every post around the board again. You know you do.


(and it'll certainly liven the place up again - it's a bit Amish around here lately)

Thought about an avatar on a rather manly man in a cowboy hat? He could be smoking - that's how I sort of envision you (in a non-homoerotic sort of manly matey way.. man, that just sounded so gay)