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Cross-dressing man jumps into traffic

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2008 10:44 pm
Cross-dressing man jumps into traffic

PORTLAND: The Cumberland County Sheriff's Office is looking for a cross-dressing man, with blond hair, who is pulling in front of female drivers and then jumping out of his vehicle while wearing a cute dress and holding a large bottle of Coke.

http://www.memphisflyer.com/binary/3d7c/scary-cross-dresser.jpg
Photo taken by this man's latest victim, scared out of her wits

Since last spring, there have been six reports about the cross-dressing motorist. The most recent incident was last Sunday. The episodes have occurred in the Standish-Buxton area. Sheriff Mark Dion said that while the man's behaviour may not be criminal in terms of dress, the fact that he's jumping out in roadways and apparently targeting women who are alone is cause for concern. The sheriff said women have had to swerve to avoid the man.


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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2008 10:49 pm
@Reyn,
Does he offer them the Coke ?
Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 09:07 am
@OmSigDAVID,
No, I think it's just a prop to scare his victims silly.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 09:42 am
@Reyn,
To tell u the truth,
I think it 'd be unsound judgment to drink from that.





David
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JTT
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 10:09 am
Isn't that Ted Nugent?
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 10:19 am
Cute? That dress is not cute.

And, seriously, that person is a Spring and the colors are all, like, Winter 'n stuff. I am shocked.
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 10:56 am
That guy will be lucky
if he does not get shot.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 02:52 pm
@Reyn,
This must be in Portland, Maine because this kind of stuff is just business as usual in Portland, Oregon.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 10:05 pm
@JTT,
JTT wrote:

Isn't that Ted Nugent?

They say everyone has a double somewhere in the world. Who would have thought it in this case, huh?

jespah wrote:

Cute? That dress is not cute.

And, seriously, that person is a Spring and the colors are all, like, Winter 'n stuff. I am shocked.

Well, in some circles it might be considered cute, sorta.

One must agree, though, that the colours are somewhat.....hmmm, out of touch?

boomerang wrote:
This must be in Portland, Maine because this kind of stuff is just business as usual in Portland, Oregon.

You're saying that cross-dressing like this is the norm there? If so, it sure would make people-watching interesting there. Laughing
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 10:26 pm
He has something on his right wrist
reminiscent of the id. bands thay give u in hospitals.

Maybe . . . . ?
Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 10:40 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Could be an outpatient from a psych ward?
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2008 10:43 pm
@Reyn,
I think that 's plausible.
I don 't know anyone who 'd act like that.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2008 05:22 pm
@Reyn,
His lipstick is crooked.
Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2008 05:34 pm
@edgarblythe,
....and he could have at least done something with the hair. Laughing
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 01:13 pm
@Reyn,
Quote:
he could have at least done something with the hair


In the inimitable words of Mayor Rudy Giuliani:
" who KNOWS Y crazy people do things ? "
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 02:15 pm
Getting hit by a car could only improve his looks.
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