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Graph and Chart Humor (nerd alert!)

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2014 02:23 pm
@rcleary171,
Chart involving a pint of ice cream straight out of the freezer:
http://i61.tinypic.com/9zlxsg.jpg
http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/pint-problems?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2014 03:15 pm
@tsarstepan,
That's great.

Now I want to go make ice cream. For some reason, I make gelato much more in fall or winter than summer.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 3 Dec, 2014 08:41 am
@ossobuco,
http://i62.tinypic.com/2zyan8i.png

http://thedoghousediaries.com/5932
hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 3 Dec, 2014 02:54 pm
@tsarstepan,
I wonder if the change ratios for each sector would allow you to tell what profession an individual is in.

For systems librarian I'd have less college learning and more guessing.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2014 04:21 pm
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647151_986120431408968_1105909318253264593_n.jpg?oh=dec487e77c8e572d48f3fd3858cfd20b&oe=54FBE287
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2015 10:31 am
@panzade,
http://i61.tinypic.com/i6jv9f.jpg
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/moist
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 07:42 pm
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1907373_10153134237836833_2452243368220094308_n.jpg?oh=6776afc611070fd6fc8794b773d469c7&oe=55302782
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2015 09:00 pm
@Region Philbis,
Wait ... what percent is "Drag His Heart Around"?

And, technically, doesn't he say you CAN stand him up at the gates of hell?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2015 12:55 pm

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10959308_1173248086037976_2701671404413385058_n.jpg?oh=c21f5a0212121b15151fa5f2e0840ff6&oe=55520003
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2015 12:57 pm
@Region Philbis,
I must be a statistical outlier. I love Raisenettes.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 9 Feb, 2015 01:07 pm
@tsarstepan,

they're just okay...
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Feb, 2015 08:14 am
@Region Philbis,
http://i62.tinypic.com/2ed62w8.jpg
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6602944/3-flowcharts-for-people-with-social-anxieties/page:3
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 10 Feb, 2015 06:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
Say what? Is this a Carlos joke?

Q. How are you?

A. Not much.



(I usually say 'crap', 'mediocre' or 'awful')
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Feb, 2015 07:00 pm
@hingehead,
It's on the same vein as ...
Waiter: Enjoy your meal.
Customer: You too.
Embarrassed
It's a socially awkward nonsequitor.
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 10 Feb, 2015 07:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
Oh. Doesn't make sense to me in a flowchart context. I'd expect most people would answer 'Fine, how are you?'

That's what I was expecting - given the lead up after 'how well do you know this person' i.e. it doesn't matter the answer is always the same. Looks like this one took a left turn into another dimension.
roger
 
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Reply Tue 10 Feb, 2015 08:54 pm
@hingehead,
Well then:

What are you up to?

About twenty-five cents.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 08:15 am
@hingehead,
The point, I think, is the bit about being a spaz.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 10:47 am
@DrewDad,
http://i57.tinypic.com/dwdjti.png
http://thedoghousediaries.com/5965
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 02:01 pm
@DrewDad,
Quote:
The point, I think, is the bit about being a spaz.


Penny slowly dropping. That 'Not much' response isn't the Australian vernacular. And we have an odd habit calling people we like names, so Spazz isn't necessarily an insult, you old bastard.

Nice to know we haven't morphed into a cultural unibloc yet.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 05:38 pm
@hingehead,
In Oz, when someone asks you, "What are you doing?", might you respond with "Not much"?
 

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