@Robert Gentel,
Oh yeah, we know this guy. (Not personally, but a friend sent this to us a while ago -- E.G. has cultivated a massive goatee* but is about ready to move on to something else.)
There was something insecty that I thought was hilarious -- just a minute --
Here it is, "El Insecto":
*Actually a van dyke if we're getting technical. Big ol' mustache attached.