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Testicles face snip

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2008 03:31 pm
Testicles face snip

A controversial Virginia lawmaker is trying to introduce new legislation to ban rubber testicles from being fitted to the back of trucks.

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John Saller says he would like to hang Lionel Spruill's testicles from the back of his truck

Lionel Spruill, known for his failed attempt in 2005 to ban baggy pants, says the motivation for his latest idea came from a constituent.

The man complained that he had been left speechless when his six-year-old daughter spotted a pair and asked him what they were.

Mr Spruill agreed to act: "I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be the laughing stock, but I'm going to do it'," he told the Virginian-Pilot.

Truck drivers who sport fake testicles on the back of their vehicles would risk a $250 fine under his proposal.

"They're offensive to some folks," said Mr Spruill, a Chesapeake Democrat. "It's OK to express yourself, but citizens have the right not to be subjected to something vulgar."

Spruill said he became concerned when he learned that the truck accessories had got larger as their popularity had increased.

"How big are they going to go?" he said. "When will it stop?"

But John Saller, owner of bullsballs.com, laughed off Mr Spruill's campaign. He said he sold several hundred thousand last year, ranging in size from two-and-a-half to 10 inches.

"It's a novelty. It's funny. It doesn't have anything to do with being macho," he insisted.


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Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2008 03:33 pm
@Reyn,
OH MY.....


not saying a word......
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2008 03:40 pm
one of my favourite testicular jokes comes from the Beetlejuice cartoon show

Lidia had gone to visit Beetlejuice and for some reason had gotten herself involved with marrying a character named Wild Bull Hickcock, just as the wedding is about to start Beetlejuice bursts in the door and demands a stop to the proceedings, at this point Wild Bull turns to the camera and says, "nobody cuts off my nuptials"
Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2008 03:47 pm
@djjd62,
Laughing Good one!

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See guys, isn't this fun?


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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2008 09:44 pm
@Reyn,
Why are testicles vulgar? Isn't every one of us the end result of a pair (or at least one) of active testicles?
Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2008 10:02 pm
@NickFun,
No arguement from me, Nick. Wink
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 05:46 am
As a driver of pickup trucks, I see all the crap that many of these morons festoon their rigs with. They will buy anything and slap it on their rigs.

Remember, most truck drivers retirement programs consist of purchasing extra lottery tickets.
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 05:58 am
I dont care if they ban truck nuts or not.

But , the person who chooses to hang them from their trucks...
well

those hick-a-billies should be banned. Not the nuts..
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 06:02 am
truck bling is pretty big in some circles. Here in Oz they call em ferral utes
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 07:54 am
Thanks for the followup comments, everyone! I do know what you all mean. Same crowd here, for the most part.
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mysteryman
 
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Reply Tue 16 Sep, 2008 07:05 am
@farmerman,
And that commemt shows that you know very little about the trucking industry.

But I agree, those trucknuts that people are buying are a little silly.
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