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Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

 
 
Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 02:48 am
Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

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DAYTON, TN"A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin"author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement"made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.
 
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 03:07 am
@Robert Gentel,
That really IS pretty clever.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 04:53 am
I saw a cornflake in my bowl which gave me pause to consider. Thought I was just imagining - Perhaps not, hmm?
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mysteryman
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 04:53 am
After reading the article, especially some of the statements made by people, it sounds like a religion to me.

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"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed "Scopes Monkey Trial" and is widely considered one of Darwinism's holiest sites. "Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested."

Added Freiberg, "Behold the power and glory of the scientific method!"


I thought science and religion were incompatible, especially regarding evolution, yet these people seem to have a religious fervore regarding the stain on the wall.

edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 05:05 am
@mysteryman,
What do you have for breakfast, MM?
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 05:18 am
@edgarblythe,
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What do you have for breakfast, MM?


Clearly not The Onions.



That story is hilarious!
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kuvasz
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 05:27 am
@edgarblythe,
Apparently, a big bowl of stupid sprinkled with gulibility.

But you know, it explains A LOT.
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mysteryman
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 05:35 am
@edgarblythe,
Boy, do I look like an idiot Embarrassed

I didnt notice that the article was from the onion.
My only defense is that I hadnt had my coffee yet.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 06:08 am
@mysteryman,
There, there.....
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 06:36 am
I think that it looks more like Johny Depp with that rag on his head.

I think that, whoever writes these bits for the onion, should be writing for the McCain/Palin ticket.
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kuvasz
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 10:21 am
@mysteryman,
that's okay, but to let you know, i really like your new avatar pix since you shaved off your mustache.
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Xenoche
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 02:07 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Wow, all those people are on crack or somethin. It looks nuttin like darwin (and even if it did, who cares). What a bunch of dumbasses. Funny story.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 07:13 pm
@Robert Gentel,
A tag master at work?????
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 07:15 pm
@mysteryman,
The Onion gets us all one way or another.
Borat Sister
 
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 07:23 pm
@littlek,
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The Onion gets us all one way or another.


Maaaaakes me cryyyyyyy.....
(Und I did...)
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