@bobsal u1553115,
Yes.
Please go home and masturbate.
But we understand that it's difficult to keep the image of that red-haired girl's breasts wandering unrestrained under her thin cotton sweater all the way home, so we asked Mike at Mickey's Lounge and Bar to invite you in. He'll show you the back room where he says He'll "never give a crap sandwich to what you do in there as long as you knock back about three pints when you are done."
Be well.
Joe(jayzus, can you not carry a fecking handkerchief, yah wanker!)Nation