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Funny signs

 
 
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2014 08:05 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Yes.
Please go home and masturbate.
But we understand that it's difficult to keep the image of that red-haired girl's breasts wandering unrestrained under her thin cotton sweater all the way home, so we asked Mike at Mickey's Lounge and Bar to invite you in. He'll show you the back room where he says He'll "never give a crap sandwich to what you do in there as long as you knock back about three pints when you are done."
Be well.

Joe(jayzus, can you not carry a fecking handkerchief, yah wanker!)Nation
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2014 10:24 pm
@tsarstepan,
Especially in the last day or two this isn't funny to me.
I figure I am missing something.
http://able2know.org/topic/243458-1

I'll have to re look at the signs.
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vonny
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2014 02:29 pm
http://timthethief.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funny-pictures-private-parking-unauthorized-vehicles-will-be-worked-over-with-a-sledgehammer.png
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vonny
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2014 02:30 pm
http://www.car-life.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny_signs-24.jpg
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chai2
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2014 03:09 pm
@vonny,
vonny wrote:

http://www.xceleratefitness.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/funny-restaurant-sign1.jpg


Wow, I think it's sad that nowadays they had to spell this out.

My father had a similar sign in his marine store that said "Good - Fast - Cheap - Pick Two"

I didn't think it was hard for people to figure out, and I was just a kid.
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vonny
 
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Reply Sun 4 May, 2014 02:04 pm
http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98368_dogshaming_3-.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 4 May, 2014 08:07 pm

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1794662_10203854193461824_1961511351250439068_n.jpg
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 4 May, 2014 08:31 pm
@Region Philbis,
Look at those CARS, man ! Um, 1962-63 ? !

Joe(rocket to the moon)Nation
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 4 May, 2014 08:43 pm
@Joe Nation,
Might be even earlier than that! That looks like a 59 Cad.
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vonny
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 04:11 am
http://www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com/images/funny-signs-dont-use-elevators-when-fire.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 04:28 am
@Joe Nation,
The one with the fins is probably a '57. The other one looks like a '61 or a '62.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 09:57 am
@Joe Nation,
they are both '59 cads...
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 11:17 am
@Rockhead,

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/10287052_10203225802744782_295202343546005395_o.jpg

this Fleetwood is parked around the corner from us...
Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 11:46 am
@Region Philbis,
that looks like a 58.

sweet...
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vonny
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 02:14 pm
http://www.travel-australia-online.com/images/js_caravan-repair-geraldton.jpg
panzade
 
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Reply Mon 5 May, 2014 03:19 pm
@vonny,
I saw a sign like that but it had an added charge which translates to: If you tell us how it's done in the Midlands...etc.
vonny
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2014 04:08 am
@panzade,
Laughing
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2014 06:24 am
@vonny,
http://i1334.photobucket.com/albums/w641/Walter_Hinteler/a_zps27b3f170.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2014 08:02 am
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr03/28/19/enhanced-3271-1398728826-27.jpg
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/reasons-why-summer-is-the-enemy
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vonny
 
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Reply Tue 6 May, 2014 02:00 pm
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-MMlUzHolIuI/UVwTJXYf8DI/AAAAAAAAAS8/XHdbemFRou0/s639/english+chinese+translation+gone+wrong.jpg
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