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An important idea to fight global warming

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 03:41 pm
Reyn says:
Are you tired of hearing /reading about the daily stories about global warming and not being able to do anything more than take public transit, leaving the car at home?

Well, now you can do more and take personal responsibility for your own body's exhausts! If you care to quickly peruse the below story (from which I got this clever idea) and take particular note of the photo at the bottom.

Imagine every man, woman and child outfitted with one of these bags correctly installed on their backs. We will be able to save our beloved planet in no time at all!

And, as a bonus, the bags can then be attached to your home heating system for free heat!

Now, is this an award winning idea, or what? I may be in line for a major prize.

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Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study

By Rupert Neate
Last Updated: 9:55PM BST 09/07/2008

Scientists are examining cow farts and burps in a novel bid to combat global warming.

Experts said the slow digestive system of cows makes them a key producer of methane, a potent greenhouse gas that gets far less public attention than carbon dioxide.

In a bid to understand the impact of the wind produced by cows on global warming, scientists collected gas from their stomachs in plastic tanks attached to their backs.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/Reyn2244/cow-gas-tank.jpg
Argentine scientists are strapping plastic tanks to the backs of cows

The Argentine researchers discovered methane from cows accounts for more than 30 per cent of the country's total greenhouse emissions.

As one of the world's biggest beef producers, Argentina has more than 55 million cows grazing in its famed Pampas grasslands.

Guillermo Berra, a researcher at the National Institute of Agricultural Technology, said every cow produces between 8000 to 1,000 litres of emissions every day.

Methane, which is also released from landfills, coal mines and leaking gas pipes, is 23 times more effective at trapping heat in the atmosphere than carbon dioxide.

Scientists are now carrying out trials of new diets designed to improve cows's digestion and hopefully reduce global warming. Silvia Valtorta, of the National Council of Scientific and Technical Investigations, said that by feeding cows clover and alfalfa instead of grain "you can reduce methane emissions by 25 percent".
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 04:35 pm
In case you ladies are worried at all, these bags will come in various colours and styles, so they'll become the hottest new fashion accessory.

Imagine, saving the environment, and looking good! :wink:
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 05:16 pm
Below, you can see one woman doing her part for the environment by optionally mounting the exhaust collection bags on her front, instead of her back. As you can see, they can be purchased in skin-toned colours, so no one can even tell!

http://www.harley-davidsonforums.com/gallery/files/27-x005.jpg
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 05:24 pm
See the expression on that cow's face?

That was very similar to my expression when I saw the boob lady!
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 05:27 pm
Laughing
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 05:47 pm
Indeed, a whole industry will be spawned producing these foul air collection bags. I'm sure new plants will be built and lots of employment opportunities will follow.

So far, I've seen no downsides to this idea.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 05:50 pm
Just think of the possibilities for the steel back brace industry alone!
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 06:00 pm
Well, I don't think mounting these bags on the front of one's body (as depicted above) will be everyone's cup of tea.

These bags will come in different sizes, depending on how long you need to go between changing bags. It can be left to the imagination, as to how big you need them to be, as to the location you wish them to be installed.

For example, this fashion-conscious individual is going for the more "rounded bottom" look, and I might add, very successfully!

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/8703.jpg
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 07:24 pm
I don't own a cow! What can I do? Maybe if I fart into plastic bags I can do my part as well!

In any case, the backs seem pretty worthless. There are other, more obvious places the bags should be put
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2008 08:26 pm
Yes, indeed! I have been diligently thinking of additional ways to hide the foul air collection bags.

For example, specially designed hats, like this:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19454.jpg

Very stylish!

And if you're Irish, how about a cute number like this one?

http://www.nexternal.com/masquerade/images/17431-m.jpg

For those that don't like to wear hats, a creative hairstyle like this will do the trick!

http://www.simpsonfanpages.com/images/cast_marge.jpg

No lumps or bumps there!

I'm sure if we put our heads together, we can look fashionable, and help our ozone layer as well!
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jul, 2008 08:00 am
As I find more ideas for hats (or anything) to incorporate the air collection bags, I'll post them. I know you're all just dying to see what can be done with so little!

So, here goes:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02Sr9fU1Z98qv/610x.jpg

What an imaginative number, eh! Ladies, what do you think? Can you just see the possibilities?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jul, 2008 02:54 pm
Here is a hat that can hold a fair size bag within:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/Reyn2244/hat.jpg

Just imagine, by the end of the day, how much money she can save by hooking that bag up to her furnace! It'll surely be enough to buy more stylish outfits!


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Should you come up with any additional ideas, post them!
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jul, 2008 04:38 pm
For those that want to contribute to environmental clean-up, but are heavily "exhaust-challenged", don't lose hope! Below are his and her versions of the gear that will take care of this little problem. The models are sporting the extra large air bags for those that need bigger carrying capacity.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/Reyn2244/fig122.jpg....http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/Reyn2244/jernigan.jpg
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jul, 2008 06:14 pm
Another possibility for a more casual look is to carry a bag of some kind. For example:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/Reyn2244/bag.jpg

This can also be quite discrete!

For the well-heeled businessman, a briefcase could easily be converted to carrying an air collection bag!

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/73/73292/laptop_case_man2_4505co.jpg
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hamburger
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jul, 2008 07:54 pm
really nothing unusual about this subject .
see : MANURE TO METHANE

http://www.auri.org/news/ainjan03/images/06methane.jpg
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squinney
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jul, 2008 08:10 pm
Okay, I gotta ask, r Arrow n... Just how do you propose these collection bags be attached?
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jul, 2008 08:13 pm
Shocked

where is bear...
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jul, 2008 08:46 pm
hamburger wrote:
really nothing unusual about this subject.

Ah, Mr. H, but did you read the whole thread? I am advocating personal responsibility for one's own bodily exhausts. And, by the way, doing it in a remarkably fashionable way! It's a win-win thing. Save the planet and look cool. Cool

squinney wrote:
Okay, I gotta ask, r Arrow n... Just how do you propose these collection bags be attached?

Very discretely! Laughing

I'm sure some sort of plumbing type connections could be rigged up.. Just minor clothing adjustments need to be made. :wink:

Rockhead wrote:
where is bear...

Is he familar with this technology? By all means, send him this way! I'm sure we can come up with further terrific ideas.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Mon 21 Jul, 2008 10:49 am
reyn wrote :

Quote:
I am advocating personal responsibility for one's own bodily exhausts.


EXHAUST ONLY ? :wink:

do you think the
COMPOSTING TOILET might help ?

recently listened to a "sanitary engineer" Shocked .
he claimed that the modern flush-toilet is one of the most environmentally damaging invention .
his was a simple point : "just imagine all the people of the world would want western style flush-toilets , the chinese , the indians ... ... - there simply is not enough water in the world to handle "the load" . "

when we stopped over in some south-american ports in 2006 we found out that even in some of the top restaurants the toilets were not designed to handle the toilet-paper !
a covered (luckily !) container was placed next to the toilets for the (slightly used) toilet paper .

similarly , in tunisia and marocco we found out that the toilets were not the flushing type . one had to lean back and aim for the hole in the floor - one needed practice and good aim !
hbg
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hamburger
 
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Reply Mon 21 Jul, 2008 10:50 am
reyn wrote :

Quote:
I am advocating personal responsibility for one's own bodily exhausts.


EXHAUST ONLY ? :wink:

do you think the
COMPOSTING TOILET might help ?

recently listened to a "sanitary engineer" Shocked .
he claimed that the modern flush-toilet is one of the most environmentally damaging invention .
his was a simple point : "just imagine all the people of the world would want western style flush-toilets , the chinese , the indians ... ... - there simply is not enough water in the world to handle "the load" . "

when we stopped over in some south-american ports in 2006 we found out that even in some of the top restaurants the toilets were not designed to handle the toilet-paper !
a covered (luckily !) container was placed next to the toilets for the (slightly used) toilet paper .

similarly , in tunisia and marocco we found out that the toilets were not the flushing type . one had to lean back and aim for the hole in the floor - one needed practice and good aim !
hbg
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