Man Cuts Hole, Hides in Woman's Couch

A story worthy of the Roiters channel, even.

I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard...can you imagine? I can just picture the guy climbing out of the hole in the couch-while the woman's like, 'what the heck- you frikking ruined my COUCH,' and the guy sidling toward the door saying something like,. ' oh, uh, 'scuse me'.

And I know exactly where this is too.

all right edgar, what have you done with reyn?


the guy in the couch needs to meet up with that woman that was living in the guys closet.

Reyn don't play that no more. I don't know why. These offbeat stories can be fun.

first time i saw this, I read " Man cuts hole in womans crotch. "

So did I, shewolf!

shakes head. where is your mind, ladies? in the gutter, that's where. sad.

OMG, so did I!!

Actually, he was hunting for dust bunnies and decided to use a blind.

This is up there with "protecting oneself whilst being attacked by someone brandishing fresh fruit"