Yeah
you have to have boobs to be in here
Setanta
No hairy boobs allowed.
BBB
they HAVE to be your boobs..
the day my boobs have eyes and a little red and white bag, will be the day I check in to the sanitarium..
go .. away..
we need to get back to our supersecret dirty girl talk anyway
Well, we might make an exception for Francis.
That is, if he agrees to be entertainment!
Francis
Eva wrote:Well, we might make an exception for Francis.
That is, if he agrees to be entertainment!
Francis will feel right at home at our pajama party for the guys:
Looks delish, BBB...but far too many clothes.
(sigh)
Shewolf is right. The guys must leave for now. We have secrets to discuss.
SO...What other lies did your mothers tell you?
that my face would freeze that way..
I tried for many years to get my face to freeze how I wanted it to
it still isnt working..
Late to the party--again.
Pass the popcorn.
We're talking about lies our mothers told us? Lots. The face freezing thing. Heard that.
Got any chocolate?
Of course! (passes the truffles)
The face? I only heard about the eyes. You know, if you cross your eyes, they'll stick that way.
What's the face thing?
When you make a nasty face it'll freeze that way.
Roberta!! So glad you made it. I brought those truffles just for you.
My mother also told us kids were born in a cabbage patch.
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows where babies come from. It's from having sex (unless you stand on your head, of course.*)
*Actual comment I heard from a middle school girl this past year.
Yeah, I figured that out after several years of desperately looking for babies in the garden!
Now, there was also some kind of lie involving warts. Anybody else hear about that one?
Ahhhh, truffles.
Warts? You touch a toad, possibly a frog, and you get a wart.
What about the "men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses" mother lie?
Fact is I was so near-sighted and astigmatic that if somebody made a pass, I would have missed it. Put my glasses on and still managed to get a fair share of passes.
Love dem truffles.
What about you can't go swimming right after you eat? Was that a lie? Had to wait a half hour. "Hey, ma, can I go in yet?" "NO! Another 5 minutes!" Five minutes meant the difference between drowning and staying afloat?
How 'bout this one? You can't wash your hair when you have your period. You'll faint. What pile of ancient and insane myths and foklore did this one come from? I remember the first time I gave it shot. Washed my hair while menstruating. Remained conscious the entire time.
What's to drink? I could go for an egg cream.
Eva wrote:That's ridiculous. Everyone knows where babies come from. It's from having sex (unless you stand on your head, of course.*)
well.. shes right
you ever tried to have sex like that?
Aint happenin..
True, Shewolf, very undignified.
Roberta, we have a Merlot and a Chardonnay, and I believe there's some non-alcoholic stuff in the corner. What's your flavour?
Never heard that one about washing your hair! How ridiculous.
BBB
Eating cherries and milk at the same time could kill you.
This myth started after President Zachary Taylor died after a snack of cherries and milk in 1850. Could have been bad milk--typhoid or cholera or something similar.
or he didnt chew his food and just choked like any one else would..
