Here's another along those lines:
The Lights are on but nobody is home.
There's a bunch in the "Pirates of the Carribean" movies.
"You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium."
"If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket."
scurvy scaberous dogs
and another 2 I just found:
Pirate: "I've spoken with apes more polite then you."
Guybrush: "I'm glad to hear you attended your
Some people are as vacant as a hotel run by Norman Bates
You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!
"You're fat, and that dress makes you look like you're trying to hide it."
I well remember Paula Yates on a tv prog getting really riled and spitting out at some poor soul, "You're the sperm of the Devil".
I know that sweet Southern girls just say "Why, bless your/his/her... little heart," and that can mean anything from the most benign to the cattiest of things!
When my brother was a kid, he used the exclamation "Fup!" when he wanted to curse in front of our parents. It was difficult for them to scold him, because it wasn't a real curse word.
We have a friend with several young kids who's prone to a good cursing. So, at the behest of his wife he stumbled upon "Shpoot" and uses it to this day.
A lot of those already posted are insults, not curses.
I knew a guy years ago who would say "Holy cracked ice!" instead of "Holy Christ!"
I have a friend who, instead of saying s**t says "shpoot"!