WHY THE MINS ARE IN CHARGE

This is a mins-only thread--the wimmins don't need to post here, you can go off an do something useful . . . like make sammiches for us for when we get done here.

I would like all the mins to present the wide variety of reasons for why we are in charge, and should be.

The first one which occurs to me is decisiveness. An example:

A man has a headache, but there's nothing in the house for it, so he goes to the store, finds the over the counter meds, finds some aspirin, pays for it, goes home and takes two of them.

The wimmins, now, they would call two or three of their friends to discuss how impossible mins are, how he is just such a big baby whenever he gets sick or gets a little headache, and then, having wasted an hour, will finally get in the car, back out of the drive, knocking over the garbage cans in the process and denting them, and, after roaring off and nearly giving the old couple from down the street a heart attack, will drive to the nearest mall.

Once there, they will immediately go to the nearest shoe store, and spend several hundred dollars they don't have. After that, they will stroll from shop to shop, spending much more money they don't have, and it will be even worse if they have arranged to meet any friends at the mall, or have run into them while they, too, are spending money the don't have.

Four hours later (if yer lucky), they will arrive home, driving over little Susie's bike (which she isn't bright enough not to leave in the driveway), and bang in the house, complaining that the man didn't run out to help carry in all the packages.

"Did you get the aspirin, Honey?"

"Aspirin?"