The 'lectricians have finished the beers are are ready to wire up the barn.......where do you keep the material?
I think they's some wires unnerneath that pile of hickory logs and a couple extra light bulbs in the kitchen.
Them Loggins boys across the road. Think cause they kin walk like a duck they can be a duck. Taint so. You ghotta be a duck to be a duck.
my pappy always said, if it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, we're having duck for supper tonight
I guess we'll use the ol Western Union splice, solder, friction tape, knob & tube!
Some feller passin through here left what he said was a flux capacitor, on the shelf between the cans and jars of nails and screws.
Be sure not to wrap insulation around that knob and tube, y'hear?
We'll stick with the 1880 Edison direct current system, if it was a'good enough for the Wizard of Menlo Park, it's a'good enough for my crew.
Who needs that dang Tesla and his new fangled alternating current.
I was thinking George Westinghouse with the A.C. Not that it matters. First it goes one way, then the other. You're always back with what you started with, so why bother.
Do you think you really need that ground wire? Seems like a waste of good wire to me.
**** you guys are quiet. So quiet I can hear them peepers up to oregon ridge. Them high school boys been out playin mailbox baseball agin. know hits time fer graduatin when the boys be out bashin mail boxes
that damn thistle be takin over
heard much from delma up lancaster way then? I heerd they be doin some study about them alssthimer patience and them amish. not any of them patiencesss in the amish right like what do that figure? say they blame this hear tee vee
I 's tryin' to figger out how to git Jeeter's sack of turnips away from him.
I'll tell you what! I'm gonna have to get me sythe out fer the meadow grass that gas be so blammed high now
Jeeters turnips got worms
if I have to fetch one more turnip from the root cellar for ma I just flat out will quit this town. Did you know when I was a POW in WWII thats all they fed us? No lie
I curn tak to meself all day ifn I has toooo
