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The Hoarse Whisperer

 
 
Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:11 pm
Come gather at my cracker barrel and have a sit down. The evening is mild and there's cold root beer to be had. Night has not yet gathered its skirt around us; the insects are quiet. There's whittlin' if you got restless hands.

Now; none of them cigars or spitting tobacco, allowed. No, I mean it. Go on out back if you are bound to do that stuff.

And, save the rocking chair in case somebody needs it arrives.

It's kinda cool to be near May, ain't it? Weather forecast is to get a front and 60% rain by Sunday. Said I'm gonna need a sweater when I get to work Monday.

Now, then. Who wants a root beer?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:14 pm
I'll have one a them root beers . . .

Jeetyit?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:15 pm
Mind if I join ya?
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:17 pm
No, jew?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:21 pm
I just finished a plate a them Chinee pot sticker things . . . you want i should go fry some more?
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:33 pm
Un uh. I'm fixin to head out for biscuits and gravy. With bacon, scrambled eggs, lots of salt, pepper and tabasco. Thanks for the thought.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:34 pm
Edgar
I'm sitten quietly in the corner, makin folded paper fans fer when it gits hot.

BBB
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:38 pm
mind if i reach in that jar for a pickled egg?
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:42 pm
Use the tongs. Please.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:43 pm
tongs? elitist....
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:48 pm
Well, at least crook your little finger whilst diving in there.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 06:55 pm
Uh uh, I know where bear's fingers mighta been. Tongs fer you, bud.
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plantress
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 07:01 pm
so I heard bucky put the back 40 in soy this year. He been talking about fixin the soil w/nitrogen for the corn crop. He say that corn is gonna be the next big thing and we outa be ready...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 07:07 pm
He's prolly fixin' to sell it fer bio-fuel . . . that's the comin' thing . . . Enigma Jean's daddy plowed all his beans under at the end of last year, so's he can plant corn fer the bio-fuel this year . . .
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George
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 07:33 pm
Does this look infected to you?
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 08:12 pm
George, it's so bad it's unrecognizable. Did you have to show us?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 08:25 pm
Whew. It's got a odor, too.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 08:27 pm
I heard a feller on the TV this mornin'. Said gas could spike at $10 gallin. My ol' tracktor already takes fifty dollar to fill er up.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 08:28 pm
Welcome aboard, plantress. Um, your Bucky is running a bit behind. Wilbur got into corn for ethanol decades ago. Did right well for himself, for a couple a years. Damn revenuers!
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2008 08:30 pm
Know what you mean, edgar. My car took $23.00 yesterday. Didn't used to hold that much.
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