You know, Roger, I may pull the old Cushman out of the barn, if I can get it out from under the hay. That sucker got pretty good mileage.
Resale value of m'pickup damn near doubles after I fill er up.
I come to work last Monday; gas caps was layin on the pavement near three er fo cars. Siphon hoses. That's where the money am.
Mordechai Prendergast usta allus be doin that.
Till the seegar incident.
Got me a fresh bag of peanuts here. The shells make a good cover on the floor. Reach in and grab a handful.
'member Patty-May from across the road? I heard her husband's gonna get her some teeth.
Hope she don't git like Ella May. She kin eat corn through a picket fence.
George-my aunt neddy's cousin velma had such a sore as yers. You got to lance that sucker with a safety pin that been sperilized with a match?
Velma swore she squeezed out half her insides!
And Bucky ain't behind the times-he's been growin that wacky weed in the woods since the church changed pastors, which hadtoa been at least 40 years ago
ehBeth wrote:'member Patty-May from across the road? I heard her husband's gonna get her some teeth.
she the one wot had a sister married that feller from away? then run off from him cause he wooped her.
Dont rightly know where she went ta...... some folks say she moved to the city but i dont rightly know.
Her Pappy was a turn up fer the books though.
BBB
I jus got back from visitin the Happy Crawfish trailer park. It bein dark, twas listenin to the bug-zapper fry them little buggers while drinkin a cold one and tellin some stories. Sech fun.
BBB
I heard tell that Ella May's cousin got too friendly in the wrong way with one o them bug zappers. Which is why he moved over to Pixley to live.
Gotta be kerful a them bug zappers, but lisnin to em' doin their job, zappin' the bejesus outta them fellers, is a right relazing way to spend a quiet evenin.' Hows about another of them rooty beers?
Pixlay eh? well and good then he kin stay over thar frall I care.
Pass me some o them nuts edgar
thank ee kindly
Now where was I......... Oh yes..... No manners that boy! I say no manners!!! jest like them fast types over Pixley way.
My cousin, Daryll, onct was datin a gal from over Pixley way. One evenin, they was just a lovin and a huggin one another, out on the porch, when her brother run up from the yard and pasted both his eyes with knuckle samwiches. "You and my sister ain't engaged," was what he kept hollerin at them. Cousin Daryll, he wouldn't do nothin, count o her, and the brother kept whuppin on him. When he finally dragged hisself out t the car and crawled in, she hadn' done or said nothin to defend him. He chunked her purse and a couple nother objects out in the driveway and hasn't seen nor heard from er since.
BBB
My aunt Lucybelle went ta our local newspaper office to git a obituary for Uncle Earl. The obit editor said the fee for the obit is 50 cents a word.
Never one to waste a nickel, Aunt Lucybelle paused to think about it. "Well, then, make it read, 'Billy Bob died'."
The editor said, "Sorry ma'am, there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries."
Aunt Lucybelle signed, "In that case, make it read, 'Billy Bob died - 1983 Pick-up fer sale.'"
Edgar, did you know that your other cousin Daryll is now liven' in Pixley full time with your other cousin Daryll's exgirlfriend and her brother?
A lot a folks are sayin' those three are doin' some mighty bad things. Jimmy Joe jest told me he knows fer sure cuz' he wuz lookin' through the winder.
Diane
Diane wrote:Edgar, did you know that your other cousin Daryll is now liven' in Pixley full time with your other cousin Daryll's exgirlfriend and her brother?
A lot a folks are sayin' those three are doin' some mighty bad things. Jimmy Joe jest told me he knows fer sure cuz' he wuz lookin' through the winder.
Well, I'll be damned. Daryll washed the winder? He must be in love.
BBB
Um, Bumblebee, which daryll are you talkin' about? I done and lost track o them crazy cousins.
BTW, I'd say that grave marker sez jest enough. Anymore'd jest be braggin'
